Saturday Night Live Videos - 9/13/08 (Michael Phelps)

Here are the Saturday Night Live videos from 9/13/08. We post them all because we have to go through them anyway to look for Andy vids.





The Promos

Making of:


Sympathy:

Kristen Wiig is hilarious.

Two Kristen Wiig promos:


Amy can do stuff:


Phelps is arrogant:
[SNIP] - Video removed =^(



Palin / Hillary Open

Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) and Hillary Clinton (Amy Poehler) strive to deliver a nopartisan message despite their disparaging feelings toward one another.



Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08apalin.phtml



Michael Phelps' Monologue

Summary: Michael Phelps tries to avoid hasty endorsements like William Shatner and introduces his mom (Amy Poehler) and his real mom.

Bio: Michael Phelps (1985-). Swimmer; won eight gold medals at the 2008 Olympic Games, surpassing Mark Spitz's record of seven at the 1972 Olympic Games.



Quiz Bowl

Summary: The home-schooled Jasper Family competes against the better-educated students of Richmond High.



Jar Glove

The product that offers a more viable solution for opening a jar that doesn't involve accidental homicide. There's got to be a better way.



Hey, is that Bobby Moynihan, the new guy?

Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08ajar.phtml



Locker Room Motivation

Summary: Coach (Will Forte) tries to inspire his swim team's impending loss by playing an instrumental track.



Craig & Stacia

Summary: Mr. and Mrs. Triggs (Bill Hader, Amy Poehler) are oblivious to how annoying his employees find their oversized daughter Stacia (Kristen Wiig) and her gangly cousin Craig (Michael Phelps).



Lil Wayne performs "Got Money"



Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Alaska Pete (Will Forte) takes offense to media bias against Sarah Palin; political comedian Nicholas Fehn (Fred Armisen) is unable to finish his thoughts on current events or Seth Meyers; comics page Cathy (Andy Samberg) frets about her life.



The Charles Barkley Show

In order to pay back his gambling debts, Charles Barkley (Kenan Thompson) interviews Bela Karolyi (Darrell Hammond) and Michael Phelps in a Las Vegas' Wynn Casino's day care.



I don't think Kenan is funny here (and pretty much most of the time). Do you?



T-Mobile

Dad (Jason Sudeikis) gets in trouble with Mom (Kristen wiig) after agreeing with his son (Michael Phelps) that his daughter's (Casey Wilson) friends are hot.



This is pretty funny.



Digital Short: Space Olympics

Andy Samberg sings about the "Space Olympics".



Andy! Andy! Andy!



Uno's: Pepper

Summary: Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) waits on a couple (Michael Phelps, Amy Poehler).



Is this Bobby Moynihan's best character?

Check out our Bobby Moynihan blog over at:

http://www.BobbyMoynihan.blogspot.com



Lil Wayne performs "Lollipop"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN5_Oa8a5w4



Michael Phelps Diet

The fail-safe weight-loss approach that has dieters eating as many calories as Michael Phelps.



Michael Phelps can't act or read lines. Funny parts though, despite his flubs. Nice cat calls when he shows his pic.



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In Weekend Update, Andy Samberg played Cathy from the comics: comics page Cathy (Andy Samberg) frets about her life. Can't find a video though. Bummer.

- TAE