Remix of Andy Samberg's J--- In My Pants - Nerd Remix

And you thought the guys in the original video were losers...

First short by JIN-GUO PRODUCTIONS.

Special thanks goes to Tory L. and Ayse C. for their bravery in participating, Si W. and Charles L. for their time and patience as cameramen, and of course The Lonely Island for providing the music and inspiration for the whole thing in the first place!




LYRICS:

(Eric)
Can't think, 'cause I'm really stressed
Not prepared for my physics test
I'm studying with a girl I just met
Gotta finish up these problem sets
She asks me how I did number eight
I say that you gotta differentiate
She says, I'm tired, let's go to your room
The math must've worn her out, I assume
She shoves me on the bed and takes off her shirt
I push her back 'cause I needed to work
She gets mad and throws my cube at me
But I see the colors turn so perfectly,
That's when I

J--- IN MY PANTS

I'm really sorry, please don't get me wrong
When I see a Rubik's cube I get turned on
Now I have the urge to solve this thing
And so I

J--- IN MY PANTS

You might think that this is all absurd
But it's not my fault that I'm a physics nerd
Now get out of my room, I need to clean up
And then we'll go back to work

(Elijah)
I need a few things from the library
Gotta do my research on philosophy
I saw a girl, her body was a work of art
I walked up and asked where I could find Descartes
She took me to call number J16
Over in the back where we couldn't be seen
I looked at her, she looked back at me
This was the only place she wanted to be
I moved in closer to stroke her hair
When all of sudden I saw Shakespeare
And I

J---ED IN MY PANTS

I know you might think that I'm really weird
But I get a boner every time I read King Lear
I gave Act Five a little glance and Then I

J---ED IN MY PANTS

Hey, it's your fault that you took me here
You know that I have a fetish for Shakespeare
I get so hot when I take a look
I think I'm gonna have to check out this book

(Eric)
Last week, as I was programming,
I worked all night on pure caffeine
Finished my code and put the input in,
Saw no errors or IO exceptions
And I

J---ED IN MY PANTS

(Elijah)
Driving down the street in my Honda Accord
The only thing my yearly budget can afford
I turn on the radio and hear Beethoven's Ninth
And I

J--- IN MY PANTS

(Eric)
I just derived all of Maxwell's Equations
And I

J--- IN MY PANTS

(Elijah)
I look up a word in the dictionary
and I

J--- IN MY PANTS

(Eric)
When I finished reading A Brief History of Time
I

J---ED IN MY PANTS

(Elijah)
I saw a book
And I

J---ED IN MY PANTS

(Eric)
I went to the

J---ED IN MY PANTS

You know...this is why we don't get girls.

(Both)
I j--- right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands
It's like having s-- to me
You say I'm pre-ature
I just call it e-stasy
I wear a ru--er at all times
It's a necessity

(Eric)
'Cause I

J--- IN MY PANTS

I j--- in my pants, I j--- in my pants,
Yes I j--- in my pants, yes I j--- in my pants

(Elijah)
And I

J--- IN MY PANTS

I j--- in my pants, I j--- in my pants.


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Thanks to Girl in the Purple Jacket (in this video) for the tip. She said:

hey, i don't know if you're still posting "jizz in my pants" remixes, but there's a really funny new one up on youtube called "jizz in my pants- the nerd remix". it's pretty well done and has already gotten around 30,000 views so you should check it out! thanks,

- Girl in the purple jacket.



Enjoy!