Thursday, May 14, 2009

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake - Mother Lover with lyrics (SNL Digital Short)

5/25/09 Update: Refined the lyrics.
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SNL Digital Short: Mother Lover

We've got all the video versions (including uncensored), making of photos, and even the lyrics! Enjoy!

2:30AM on the "Mother Lover" Set:




Justin Timberlake ... Singer
Andy Samberg ... Singer
Patricia Clarkson ... Justin Timberlake's mother
Susan Sarandon ... Andy Samberg's mother

Uncensored and no audience (WARNING - Language):


Uncensored version (from Justin Timberlake):
http://www.justintimberlake.com/albums/230am_mother_lover

NBC version:


Hulu version:



This Mother's Day will be special. The long-awaited sequel is finally here!!!



This digital short takes place 5 months after D**** in a Box, when Andy and Justin are let out of prison. They immediately realize that they don't have Mother's Day gifts, and they do something great for each other's mothers, they become Mother Lovers.

Camera View as Akiva directs the "Mother Lover" video:


Bridge shot 1:


Bridge shot 2:



Mother Lover Lyrics

Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.

JT: Didn't get a gift for her.

AS: Other plans got in the way.

She'll be so dissappointed.


JT: Da*n I forgot it too.

AS: This could have been avoided.

Both: What the he*l are we gonna do?

JT: My mom's been so forlorn

Ever since my daddy left.

AS: COLD

JT: No one to hold her tight

Life has put her to the test.

AS: I know just what you mean,

My mom's been so sad and gray

JT: Word

AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.

AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

JT: I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too

Both: Slow up

AS: What time is it dawg?

JT: It's time for a switcharoo

Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

I say we break 'em off

Show 'em how much they really mean

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover

You're a Mother Lover

We should f*** each others mothers

JT:F*** each others moms

I'll push in the lady where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt that s*** is crazy


F*** each others moms


Both:

'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover


AS: I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom

Clutchin' on this lube and roses

JT: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna take your momma through a million poses

AS: They will be so surprised

JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

AS: Can't wait to pork your mom

JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Both: Shout up

JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile

Both: Straight up

AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle

Both: This the perfect plan

For a perfect Mother's Day

They have to rename this one

All up under the covers day

'Cause I'm a Mother Lover


You're a Mother Lover

We should f*** each others mothers

JT: F*** each others moms

I'll push in the lady

Where you came out as a baby

Ain't no doubt that s*** is crazy

F*** each others moms



AS: Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new step-father

JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

AS: While you're in my mother

Make me another brother

And while I'm in your mother

I'll never use a rubber

JT: OH


'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night


If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right


I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself


To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover


They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so I'm gunna s*x her right


This is the second best idea that we've ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover



Happy Mother's Day!!!


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Enjoy!

How'd we do on the lyrics? Post a comment if you've got a correction!

Thanks for the corrections Marissa and Brent (check out his wrist phone table).

We refined the lyrics!

- TAE

4 comments:

  1. i have a few corrections on the lyrics! :D

    Mother Lover Lyrics

    Andy Samberg: Oh dang..

    Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?

    AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day.

    JT: Didn't get a gift for her?

    AS: Other plans got in the way.

    She'll be so dissappointed.


    JT: Da*n I forgot it too.

    AS: This could have been avoided.

    Both: What the he*l are we gonna do?

    JT: My mom's been so forlorn

    Ever since my daddy left.

    AS: COLD

    JT: No one to hold her tight

    Life has put her to the test.

    AS: I know just what you mean,

    My mom's been so sad and gray

    JT: Word

    AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

    Both: Hold up.

    AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

    JT: I'm thinkin' I think it too

    Both: Slow up

    AS: What time is it dawg?

    JT: It's time for a switcharoo

    Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs

    I say we break 'em off

    Show 'em how much they really mean

    'Cause I'm a Mother Lover

    You're a Mother Lover

    We should f*** each others mothers

    JT:F*** each others moms

    I'm pushing that way where you came out as a baby

    ain't no doubt that s*** is crazy


    F*** each others moms


    Both:

    'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

    If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

    I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

    To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover


    AS: I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom

    Clutchin' on this lube and roses

    JT: I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses

    AS: They will be so surprised

    JT: We are so cool and thoughtful

    AS: Can't wait to pork your mom

    JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle

    Both: Show'd up

    JT: My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

    Both: Straight up

    AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle

    Both: This the perfect plan

    For a perfect Mother's Day

    They'll have to rename this one

    All up under the covers day

    'Cause I'm a Mother Lover


    You're a Mother Lover

    We should f*** each others mothers

    JT: F*** each others moms

    I'm pushin that way

    Where you came out as a baby

    Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy

    F*** each others moms



    AS: Break it down

    It would be my honor to be your new step-father

    JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father

    AS: While you're in my mother

    Make me another brother

    And while I'm in your mother

    I'll never use a rubber

    JT: OH


    'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night


    If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right


    I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself


    To me your like a brother, so be my mother lover


    They blessed us both with the gift of life

    She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right


    This is the second best idea that we've ever had

    The choice can be no other

    Be my mother lover



    Happy Mother's Day!!!


    The biggest change I made was after the the step-father part. Thanks for posting this! (:

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  2. Thanks Marissa. We refined the lyrics. How is it now?

    Thanks!

    - TAE

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  3. As long as we're offering revisions...

    "I'm pushing that way where you came out as a baby"

    Really sounds like

    "I'll push in that lady where you came out as a baby"

    and really makes more sense (grammatically correct, and it rhymes - lady, baby as opposed to way, baby)

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  4. Brent,

    You sold us. Thanks for the help!

    - TAE

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