J*** in My Pants - Breadstick Remake

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Park my ride from across the street
A date with my bread I need to meet
open the door and the smoke pours out
the blunt in my mouth is what its all about
walk in the front and the smell hits me
go dumber than a drunk at a spelling bee
walk to the counter and pay in cash
for a stack of breadsticks with a side of ranch
get my number and take my seat
she walks around with my manly meat
sets down the tray with a se*y pose
the smell of garlic bread hits my nose and I

J*** in my pants
Dont look at me there's nothing to see
it's not my fault I'm really hungry
and now I'm here with two sides of ranch and I

J*** in my pants
Don't bother with me it happens a lot
when I have the munchies and I'm high on pot
you should see me eat when I'm thi*zin' a lot
now let me eat in peace

Need a few things from the grocery
carrots and broccoli mostly
eating healthy food is my for-te
Even if all my friends say I'm gay
you wait you watch just wait and see
when I become a fighting legend in the UFC
walk through the store to isle five
the thought of my meal makes me feel alive
I reach the produce with my stomach aching
pick up a carrot but my pants start shaking and I

J*** in my pants
I happens all the time I lose control
when I'm looking in the eyes of a vegetable
now I'm standing in the produce Isle and I

J*** in my pants
Don't act like it's never happened to you
and don't mind the stuff running down my shoe
it's just the soy milk from the breakfast isle
have fun cleaning this tile

Last week at school for lunch
I went with some girls a very se*y bunch
they asked "where we going" with a se*y face
one of them said Steve's Pizza Place and I

J*** in my pants

Pumping 50 pounds at the local gym
getting really tired need to catch some wind
reach for a snack in my grocery bag and I

J*** in my Pants

Sitting at my desk and the lunch bell rings and I

J*** in my pants

Watching the tube and UFC comes on and I

J*** in my Pants

Taking my time on the SAT and I

J*** in my Pants

I just took a dump and I

J*** in my pants

I just

J*** in my Pants

C'mon guys, C'mon lets go

I J*** RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING S** TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUB*ER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
J***...IN...MY PANTS
(I j*** in my pants, I j*** in my pants, yes I j*** in my pants, yes I j*** in my pants)
yes I J***...IN...MY PANTS
(I j*** in my pants (AKIVA!), I j*** in my pants)