On the staff page, you'll see that they added Andy's character to the top:
And then this is what it says about him:
by April Ludgate
Carl Lorthner is in charge of parks security. He works mostly outdoors which is good because he's seriously the loudest human being ever. It's like he wasn’t allowed to have a telephone as a kid, so he compensated with his voice.
His voice can cause minor landslides. His voice is considered a god in certain parts of South America. His voice doubles as a blowdryer. But be warned: it can erase your brain.
You can reach him at email@example.com and just wait for his thunderous spoken reply.
And if you email Carl, then you get an automated email response. Make sure you check your Spam folder for it. Click here to read it (I don't want to spoil the fun by pasting the reply in this post; I want you to try it first, if you can):