“Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals” is a great new SNL bit, but it’s nothing without those cute wittle fuzzy wuzzies. A new report from the International Union for Conservation of Nature, a group composed of governments, scientists and eco-groups, says we have an “extinction crisis” on our greedy hands. One in four species is now considered “critically endangered,” the worst level a species can be. The main culprits are global warming, habitat destruction and over-hunting, but don’t overlook goat rape.
True story. Last year, a man in Sudan was forced by village elders to marry a goat that he was caught Chuck Bass-ing. It wasn’t even his goat, so he had to pay the goat’s owner a dowry. A few months into the marriage, “Rose,” as the goat was called, was eating litter in the capital city of Juba when she accidentally choked to death. While goats are known to eat things like tin cans and gravel, they cannot eat plastic bags. Poor Rose probably thought she hit the jackpot.
From:
http://www.beanstockd.com/beanstockd/2008/10/07/andy-samberg-as-marky-mark-shows-us-how-to-treat-a-goat/1397
Enjoy!
Here's the video:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/10/andy-samberg-is-mark-wahlberg-talking.html
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