Andy Samberg - How does he get his junk to stay in the box?

So here's the age old question...

Sure you cut the hole in the box and stick your junk in there, but what if your junk isn't inflexible enough to keep the box up? Maybe Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake can keep the box up and not sliding off their junk, but what about the rest of us?




Well we decided to scour the Internet and look for a male enhancement that would solve this problem.



That brought us to the peloop Web site. Here's what they say...

These 3 materials will constantly provide [you] with amazing benefits. peloop™ is simply worn... like you wear a ring on your finger. It's [male enhancement] made simple.

These materials work by drastically improving the condition of blood... Your... health is as good as the blood health inside it... It's that simple.

They even have adjustable sizes. =^)



How does it work?

The first benefit comes from the magnet. peloop™ contains a strong rare earth magnet that creates a magnetic field... where the blood enters.

When blood flows through this magnetic field, the blood cells spin then separate from each other giving each cell more surface area to carry much more oxygen and vital nutrients... The magnetic field also widens your... blood vessels allowing more blood to flow through.



The second benefit comes from Tourmaline and Germanium which emit negative ions (also known as "Air Vitamins") and Far Infra-Red Rays (also known as "Growth Rays").

Negative ions work to neutralize acidic levels in the bloodstream while Far Infra-Red Rays cleanse and increase the production of cells...

peloop™ is physically made by mixing Silicone, Germanium and Tourmaline using a high quality Mix-Refining Machine. Then a Vulcanizing Testing Machine is used to create the mold with a small hole for the magnet. The material mixture is added to the mold to create peloop™ and the magnet is then inserted.

The result is one powerful peloop™ that combines these amazing materials to give you permanent and lasting [male enhancement].


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So there you have it. Apparently you can use a magnetic ring to keep the box from sliding off your junk. Who'd have known.



Plus apparently women will look while you laugh:



And women will blow into your belly button:




Enjoy!