Starting pitching rotation:
Dan Aykroyd (he'd be the type of guy who could pitch into old age, because the older he'd get the more cerebral he would get with his placement. Pay him the pre-HGH Andy Pettitte price of $16 million). ...
Norm MacDonald (though his mix of heat-seeking missiles and his penchant for flakiness might mean ownership would demand they get rid of him before he hit his prime. Give him Mike Mussina's $11 million). ...
Kevin Nealon (what he lacks in power he makes up for in mental command ... as in the subliminal body language that fools opposing hitters into a swing and miss before he barely even releases the pitch. If Carl Pavano can take $10 million for barely doing anything, Nealon can make that much by making people believe he did something). ...
Andy Samberg (youngster just brought up from the minor leagues might be able to pull of a remake of Major League as Charlie Sheen's Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn) ...
and Joe Piscopo (though he's mostly still on the roster because Eddie Murphy likes him).
Read more of Mark's line-up:
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10706999
Enjoy!
1 comment:
that would be soooo awesome
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