So Andy Samberg bagged a pretty elf, Joanna Newsom:
He flirted with and hung out with Natalie Portman:
He made out with Drew Barrymore:
He dated Kirsten Dunst:
And he made out with and flirted with Scarlett Johansson:
So...
Is Andy Samberg using pheromones????
Let's dig deep to see what the symptoms would be. We'll head to one of the top pheromone sites on the Web to investigate...
Home of human pheromones:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/
They've got pheromones for men to use to attract women:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/men_home.html
And they've got pheromones for women to use to attract men:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/women_home.html
Have you guys checked out the new studies on Pheromones?
Even if Andy doesn't use pheromones, I think some of us guys are going to have to start using them in order to compete with the likes of Andy Samberg. =^)
PHEROMONE COLOGNE INCREASES SEXUAL ACTIVITY
Seattle--Topical application of synthesized male pheromones increases the sexual attractiveness of men to their partners, according to Pennsylvania researchers.
The odorless, clear alcohol-based liquid contains a chemical copy of "the natural substance given off by healthy virile men in their 20s that makes them so attractive to women," said researcher Winnifred Cutler, Ph.D., president of the Athena Institute for Women's Wellness in Haverford, PA.
In a study of 38 men, those who added the new pheromone to their own aftershave for eight weeks reported that they were busier sexually--engaging in significantly more hugging, kissing and sexual intercourse with their female partners--than before the study, the Pennsylvania researcher reported at the annual meeting of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.
Masturbation rates in the two groups were similar, indicating that the product works by attracting women, not by increasing a man's sex drive.
In the new study, 38 men added a few drops of either the pheromone-alcohol solution or alcohol alone to their usual aftershave for eight weeks.
None of the men knew what they were getting; they were told only that they "were testing a product designed to improve the romance in their lives," .
The men all kept a diary of their sexual activities, which were compared with their sex lives before the study began.
Eight weeks later, 47% of the men using the pheromone reported that they engaged in more sexual intercourse since using the cologne, compared with 9.5% of the placebo users.
Thirty-five percent of pheromone users reported they slept with women more often, compared with 5% of placebo users.
From:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/clinical.html
Check out the site for a ton of more articles in case you want to learn more about pheromones.
So what do you think? Do you think Andy's humor gets him the ladies or is he using pheromones? =^)
Enjoy!
Whether you're new to the Emmy-winning and Grammy-nominated Andy Samberg or you're looking for the latest Andy news, images, and videos, come here to find out about the king of The Lonely Island, Saturday Night Live, Lazy Sunday, Laser Cats, Junk in a Box, Dear Sister, Hot Rod, J**z in My Pants, I'm on a Boat, Mother Lover, On the Ground, and Shy Ronnie. Next movies: What's Your Number, and Friends with Benefits.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Does Andy Samberg use Pheromones?
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Andy Samberg In The Looker - The Transcript
Episode: James Franco / Kings of Leon
The Looker
The Looker/Penny Marshall....Fred Armisen
The Closer/Kyra Sedgwick....Kristen Wiig
Juliette Lewis....Andy Samberg
Suspect 1....Will Forte
Suspect 2....James Franco
Suspect 3....Jason Sudeikis
[Opens with TNT's logo]
Caption: TNT. We know drama.
Announcer: Coming soon to TNT. If you liked Kyra Sedgwick in "The Closer".
[Kyra poses]
Caption: The Closer.
[Cut to an interrogation room. She is handling a suspect]
The Closer: Confess! Confe-e-e-ess!
Announcer: Then get ready for TNT's newest crime drama. This fall Penny Marshall is "The Looker"
Caption: The Looker
[Penny Marshall has a bored to death look on her face. She wears small glasses]
Announcer: She's a tough lady cop. And she's looking for justice. She's The Looker.
[The Looker is in a interrogation room. She looks at the suspect with a bored look on her face.]
Suspect 2: Forget it, lady. You can't prove a thing. [The Looker just looks at him] Look at me all you want. I'm not talking. [Bored looks continue] Those are some tiny glasses. [More bored looks] Ok! You win! I'll sign the confession! [signs confession] Why are your glasses so small?!
Announcer: Look out, bad guys. Justice has a new face, and it looks like Penny Marshall.
[Penny waves someone off camera bored]
[Another suspect in the interrogation room]
Suspect 3: Ok, Looker. Do your worst. [The Looker puts on an even more tiny glasses on the bridge of her nose. Suspect signs confession] Son of a bitch. [Laughs]
Announcer: This fall drama's got an attitude and a freaky small pair of glasses. And coming soon, has The Looker finally met her match? Featuring special guest star Juliette Lewis.
[The Looker and Juliette stare at each other in an almost catatonic state]
Announcer: Whoa! Look out everybody, here comes "The Looker"!
Caption: The Looker
The Looker: Only on TNT.
[fade]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08blooker.phtml
The Looker
The Looker/Penny Marshall....Fred Armisen
The Closer/Kyra Sedgwick....Kristen Wiig
Juliette Lewis....Andy Samberg
Suspect 1....Will Forte
Suspect 2....James Franco
Suspect 3....Jason Sudeikis
[Opens with TNT's logo]
Caption: TNT. We know drama.
Announcer: Coming soon to TNT. If you liked Kyra Sedgwick in "The Closer".
[Kyra poses]
Caption: The Closer.
[Cut to an interrogation room. She is handling a suspect]
The Closer: Confess! Confe-e-e-ess!
Announcer: Then get ready for TNT's newest crime drama. This fall Penny Marshall is "The Looker"
Caption: The Looker
[Penny Marshall has a bored to death look on her face. She wears small glasses]
Announcer: She's a tough lady cop. And she's looking for justice. She's The Looker.
[The Looker is in a interrogation room. She looks at the suspect with a bored look on her face.]
Suspect 2: Forget it, lady. You can't prove a thing. [The Looker just looks at him] Look at me all you want. I'm not talking. [Bored looks continue] Those are some tiny glasses. [More bored looks] Ok! You win! I'll sign the confession! [signs confession] Why are your glasses so small?!
Announcer: Look out, bad guys. Justice has a new face, and it looks like Penny Marshall.
[Penny waves someone off camera bored]
[Another suspect in the interrogation room]
Suspect 3: Ok, Looker. Do your worst. [The Looker puts on an even more tiny glasses on the bridge of her nose. Suspect signs confession] Son of a bitch. [Laughs]
Announcer: This fall drama's got an attitude and a freaky small pair of glasses. And coming soon, has The Looker finally met her match? Featuring special guest star Juliette Lewis.
[The Looker and Juliette stare at each other in an almost catatonic state]
Announcer: Whoa! Look out everybody, here comes "The Looker"!
Caption: The Looker
The Looker: Only on TNT.
[fade]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08blooker.phtml
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Andy Samberg's Hot Rod is coming to Blu-ray
Paramount Revving Up 'Hot Rod' for Blu-ray
Paramount has announced a mid-December bow for the Andy Samberg racing comedy 'Hot Rod.'
Trailing the late-2007 HD DVD release by over a year, Paramount will debut the $25 million-grossing racing farce on Blu-ray December 16 (timed to coincide with the Blu-ray release of another just-announced comedy, 'Old School').
Mirroring the previous HD DVD, among the three hours of announced bonus materials are an audio commentary with director Akiva Schaffer and stars Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone, the "Ancestors Protect Me: Behind the Scenes of 'Hot Rod'" featurette, a collection of "Kevin's Videos" featuring ten behind-the-scenes vignettes recorded by Taccone on the set, a set of deleted scenes with optional commentary, an outtake reel, additional scoring session footage, and the film's theatrical trailer.
Tech specs include 1080p video, along with a Dolby TrueHD 5.1 Surround track (at 48kHz/24-bit), plus optional mixes in English, French and Spanish Dolby Digital-Plus 5.1 Surround.
Suggested list price for the Blu-ray is $29.99.
You'll find the latest specs for 'Hot Rod' linked from our Blu-ray Release Schedule, where it's indexed under December 16.
From:
http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/news/show/Paramount/Disc_Announcements/Paramount_Revving_Up_Hot_Rod_for_Blu-ray/2110
Paramount has announced a mid-December bow for the Andy Samberg racing comedy 'Hot Rod.'
Trailing the late-2007 HD DVD release by over a year, Paramount will debut the $25 million-grossing racing farce on Blu-ray December 16 (timed to coincide with the Blu-ray release of another just-announced comedy, 'Old School').
Mirroring the previous HD DVD, among the three hours of announced bonus materials are an audio commentary with director Akiva Schaffer and stars Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone, the "Ancestors Protect Me: Behind the Scenes of 'Hot Rod'" featurette, a collection of "Kevin's Videos" featuring ten behind-the-scenes vignettes recorded by Taccone on the set, a set of deleted scenes with optional commentary, an outtake reel, additional scoring session footage, and the film's theatrical trailer.
Tech specs include 1080p video, along with a Dolby TrueHD 5.1 Surround track (at 48kHz/24-bit), plus optional mixes in English, French and Spanish Dolby Digital-Plus 5.1 Surround.
Suggested list price for the Blu-ray is $29.99.
You'll find the latest specs for 'Hot Rod' linked from our Blu-ray Release Schedule, where it's indexed under December 16.
From:
http://bluray.highdefdigest.com/news/show/Paramount/Disc_Announcements/Paramount_Revving_Up_Hot_Rod_for_Blu-ray/2110
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday Night Live: 9/20/08 (James Franco & King of Leon)
9/29/08 Update: Adding this behind the scenes interview with James Franco and Fred Armisen...
Originally posted on 9/21/08.
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Going through the clips looking for Andy Samberg. Here's yesterday's show...
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The NBC volcano is restless and Orlando beckons...
Nice random volcano. And Orlando is nice and random.
Kristen is hilarious!!!!
Cold Open: McCain Approves
Summary: John McCain (Darrell Hammond) approves of various semi-truthed Barack Obama negative attack ads.
I still want Darrell to do McCain, Tina Fey to do Palin, and Amy Poehler to do Cindy McCain in one skit. Kristen might be able to do a good Palin if they can't get Tina.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08bmccain.phtml
James Franco's Monologue
Summary: New Columbia University freshman James Franco skipped Orientation to host tonight's show, and his Resident Assistant (Jason Sudeikis) demands an explanation.
Bio: James Franco (1978-). Actor; TV work included "Freaks and Geeks" (1999) and the lead role in TV bio-pic "James Dean" (2001); film work includes the role of Harry Osborn in the "Spider-Man" series, and "Pineapple Express" (2008).
The Cougar Den
Summary: Kiki Deamore (Cameron Diaz) shows off her latest boy-toy, an emo musician (James Franco) to pals Deidre Nicks (Amy Poehler), Jacqueline Seka (Kristen Wiig), and Toni Ward (Casey Wilson).
Recurring Characters: Deidre Nicks, Toni Ward, Jacqueline Seka, Kenneth, Kiki Deamore.
Agent 420
Summary: In the absence of legitimate MI6 operatives, pot-smoking Agent 420 (James Franco) attempts to tackle the notoriously-named Dr. Huang (Fred Armisen).
O.J. Simpson Jury Selection
Summary: In an attempt to ensure an unbiased jury pool, O.J. Simpson's (Kenan Thompson) lawyer (Bill Hader) interviews coma victims, aliens, etc.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.
Andy Andy Andy!!!
This skit's pretty funny.
Digital Short: Hey. (Murray Hill)
Summary: While at a party at "Murray Hill", Sean (James Franco) deliberately tells women about his small ding-dong in hopes of impressing them.
Lonely Island got its start mocking TV teen dramas (The Bu) and has continued to do that on SNL (The Shooting / Dear Sister). This is a natural extension, but I didn't find it very funny.
The second woman is Blake Lively from Gossip Girl (thanks Anony, for the comment). Does she know James Franco, or perhaps she's just a fan of SNL and agreed to cameo?
The Looker
Summary: In a new police drama on TNT, Penny Marshall (Fred Armisen) plays an interrogator who can get a confession out of perps by just staring at them intently.
Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy!
Kings of Leon perform "Sex on Fire"
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Richard Fuld (Jason Sudeikis). Doug Charney (Fred Armisen).
New York Times Reporters
Summary: Fifty liberal New York Times reporters are assigned to spend six weeks in Alaska digging up any dirt they can find on Sarah Palin, but the uppity group is concerned about polar bears and a lack of Thai delivery food.
Of Mice and Men
Summary: In an alternate ending to the classic John Steinbeck story, Lennie (Bobby Moynihan) is outraged to discover that George (James Franco) has been sugarcoating reality in order to protect him.
Bobby pulls out his gay Lenny. This is pretty funny. Bobby redeems himself from the gay waiter.
Yankee Stadium Stories
Summary: Martin Scorcese (Fred Armisen) and Rosie Perez (Amy Poehler) recall silly memories of Yankee Stadium.
Recurring Characters: Martin Scorcese, Rosie Perez.
Cute.
Kings of Leon perform "Use Somebody"
James and Willam Dafoe
Summary: "Spider-man" co-star Willam Dafoe (Bill Hader) orders James Franco to kill Andy Samberg, ostensibly because he's miffed by the SNL performer's goofy impression of him.
Goodnights
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08bgoodnights.phtml
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Overall, Andy Samberg was in the OJ Jury Selection, The Looker, and James & Willem DeFoe (no video). It's interesting in the last skit that Bill Hader played Willem asking James Franco to kill Andy Samberg for the portrayal Andy did of Willem.
I wish Andy got his own skit, but there were a few funny bits there that Andy added to.
Enjoy!
- TAE
Originally posted on 9/21/08.
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Going through the clips looking for Andy Samberg. Here's yesterday's show...
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The NBC volcano is restless and Orlando beckons...
Nice random volcano. And Orlando is nice and random.
Kristen is hilarious!!!!
Cold Open: McCain Approves
Summary: John McCain (Darrell Hammond) approves of various semi-truthed Barack Obama negative attack ads.
I still want Darrell to do McCain, Tina Fey to do Palin, and Amy Poehler to do Cindy McCain in one skit. Kristen might be able to do a good Palin if they can't get Tina.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08bmccain.phtml
James Franco's Monologue
Summary: New Columbia University freshman James Franco skipped Orientation to host tonight's show, and his Resident Assistant (Jason Sudeikis) demands an explanation.
Bio: James Franco (1978-). Actor; TV work included "Freaks and Geeks" (1999) and the lead role in TV bio-pic "James Dean" (2001); film work includes the role of Harry Osborn in the "Spider-Man" series, and "Pineapple Express" (2008).
The Cougar Den
Summary: Kiki Deamore (Cameron Diaz) shows off her latest boy-toy, an emo musician (James Franco) to pals Deidre Nicks (Amy Poehler), Jacqueline Seka (Kristen Wiig), and Toni Ward (Casey Wilson).
Recurring Characters: Deidre Nicks, Toni Ward, Jacqueline Seka, Kenneth, Kiki Deamore.
Agent 420
Summary: In the absence of legitimate MI6 operatives, pot-smoking Agent 420 (James Franco) attempts to tackle the notoriously-named Dr. Huang (Fred Armisen).
O.J. Simpson Jury Selection
Summary: In an attempt to ensure an unbiased jury pool, O.J. Simpson's (Kenan Thompson) lawyer (Bill Hader) interviews coma victims, aliens, etc.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.
Andy Andy Andy!!!
This skit's pretty funny.
Digital Short: Hey. (Murray Hill)
Summary: While at a party at "Murray Hill", Sean (James Franco) deliberately tells women about his small ding-dong in hopes of impressing them.
Lonely Island got its start mocking TV teen dramas (The Bu) and has continued to do that on SNL (The Shooting / Dear Sister). This is a natural extension, but I didn't find it very funny.
The second woman is Blake Lively from Gossip Girl (thanks Anony, for the comment). Does she know James Franco, or perhaps she's just a fan of SNL and agreed to cameo?
The Looker
Summary: In a new police drama on TNT, Penny Marshall (Fred Armisen) plays an interrogator who can get a confession out of perps by just staring at them intently.
Andy! Andy! Andy! Andy!
Kings of Leon perform "Sex on Fire"
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Richard Fuld (Jason Sudeikis). Doug Charney (Fred Armisen).
New York Times Reporters
Summary: Fifty liberal New York Times reporters are assigned to spend six weeks in Alaska digging up any dirt they can find on Sarah Palin, but the uppity group is concerned about polar bears and a lack of Thai delivery food.
Of Mice and Men
Summary: In an alternate ending to the classic John Steinbeck story, Lennie (Bobby Moynihan) is outraged to discover that George (James Franco) has been sugarcoating reality in order to protect him.
Bobby pulls out his gay Lenny. This is pretty funny. Bobby redeems himself from the gay waiter.
Yankee Stadium Stories
Summary: Martin Scorcese (Fred Armisen) and Rosie Perez (Amy Poehler) recall silly memories of Yankee Stadium.
Recurring Characters: Martin Scorcese, Rosie Perez.
Cute.
Kings of Leon perform "Use Somebody"
James and Willam Dafoe
Summary: "Spider-man" co-star Willam Dafoe (Bill Hader) orders James Franco to kill Andy Samberg, ostensibly because he's miffed by the SNL performer's goofy impression of him.
Goodnights
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08bgoodnights.phtml
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Overall, Andy Samberg was in the OJ Jury Selection, The Looker, and James & Willem DeFoe (no video). It's interesting in the last skit that Bill Hader played Willem asking James Franco to kill Andy Samberg for the portrayal Andy did of Willem.
I wish Andy got his own skit, but there were a few funny bits there that Andy added to.
Enjoy!
- TAE
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday Night Live: 9/27/08 - Anna Farris & Duffy
Saturday Night Live: 9/27/08 - Anna Farris & Duffy
As usual, we watch all the videos in search of Andy Samberg (and Bobby Moynihan) videos.
Commercials
Obama and Clinton cut it up:
Open: CBS Evening News - Couric / Palin
Summary: Part 4 of Katie Couric's (Amy Poehler) interview with Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) leaves the anchorman flustered by the governor's folksy responses.
Gov. Palin and Katie Couric get real and adorable...
Recurring Characters: Katie Couric, Sarah Palin.
Great to see Tina Fey back in! I want to see her more with McCain though.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cpalin.phtml
Anna Faris' Monologue
Summary: Anna Faris lets the audience in on a secret: she really is a dumb blonde.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cmono.phtml
Making New Friends
Summary: After dropping their new friends (Bobby Moynihan, Casey Wilson) home, a couple (Jason Sudeikis, Anna Faris) contemplates the numerous ways they might have offended them over dinner.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cfriends.phtml
Presidential Debate
Summary: Jim Lehrer (Chris Parnell) moderates the first Presidential debate between Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) and John McCain (Darrell Hammond).
Recurring Characters: Jim Lehrer, Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cdebate.phtml
Rowboat Date
Summary: Dimwitted Mary (Anna Faris) is enamored by her new boyfriend (Kenan Thompson) during their musical midnight boat ride, until she realizes he might just be a hit man assigned to kill her.
Duffy performs "Mercy"
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Update: Bill Clinton
Summary: Former President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) can't quite bring himself to endorse Barack Obama.
Darrell's Bill Clinton is still hilarious. Hahaha.
Update: Judy Grimes
Travel writer Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) still counters her nervousness by constantly kidding around.
How is this possibly a news or politics video? =^)
Yes, Kristen Wiig has some intense talent.
Scores
Summary: A trio of strippers (Anna Faris, Kristen Wiig, Casey Wilson) are opposed to closing off the Champagne Room simply because the Wall Street bailout crisis will prevent their regular clients from being able to afford their services.
Deep House Dish
Summary: DJ Dynasty Handbag (Kenan Thompson) continues to dish on the club music scene with co-host T'Shane (Andy Samberg).
Recurring Characters: DJ Dynasty Handbag, T'Shane.
Googie Rene's Slightly Stained Wedding Dress Basement
Summary: Googie Rene (Kenan Thompson) sells bridal gowns at a discount because his inventory comes complete with stains.
Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal for the episode hosted by Michael Phelps.
Duffy performs "Standing Stone"
My Ex-Boyfriend
Summary: Josh (Bill Hader) is proud to show off his new girlfriend, Sarah (Anna Faris), to his friends (Jason Sudeikis, Casey Wilson), except that she won't stop talking glowingly about her ex-boyfriend.
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Wow, just as Lauren said, Andy Samberg was only in one skit this week (or only noticable in one). What a let down.
Sometimes, they plan on airing a Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg, and so they don't want to load too many skits on Andy. Then the short ends up getting cut from dress because the audience didn't laugh hard enough. This has happened in the past with a few digital shorts, including Nurse Nancy (got pot-poned three times before they aired it) and a sketch where Andy is a cop with lobster claws (never got shown on TV).
So perhaps that happened here. It seems like that might be the case seeing how there's so little of Andy in this episode and there is no digital short.
Lots of Kenan though. Grrr.
And next week is Anne Hathaway. Good, a fourth new one in a row. Come on, SNL! We need some more Andy shorts now!!! Space Olympics isn't enough!!!
Enjoy!
- TAE
As usual, we watch all the videos in search of Andy Samberg (and Bobby Moynihan) videos.
Commercials
Obama and Clinton cut it up:
Open: CBS Evening News - Couric / Palin
Summary: Part 4 of Katie Couric's (Amy Poehler) interview with Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) leaves the anchorman flustered by the governor's folksy responses.
Gov. Palin and Katie Couric get real and adorable...
Recurring Characters: Katie Couric, Sarah Palin.
Great to see Tina Fey back in! I want to see her more with McCain though.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cpalin.phtml
Anna Faris' Monologue
Summary: Anna Faris lets the audience in on a secret: she really is a dumb blonde.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cmono.phtml
Making New Friends
Summary: After dropping their new friends (Bobby Moynihan, Casey Wilson) home, a couple (Jason Sudeikis, Anna Faris) contemplates the numerous ways they might have offended them over dinner.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cfriends.phtml
Presidential Debate
Summary: Jim Lehrer (Chris Parnell) moderates the first Presidential debate between Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) and John McCain (Darrell Hammond).
Recurring Characters: Jim Lehrer, Barack Obama, John McCain, Hillary Clinton.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08cdebate.phtml
Rowboat Date
Summary: Dimwitted Mary (Anna Faris) is enamored by her new boyfriend (Kenan Thompson) during their musical midnight boat ride, until she realizes he might just be a hit man assigned to kill her.
Duffy performs "Mercy"
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Update: Bill Clinton
Summary: Former President Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) can't quite bring himself to endorse Barack Obama.
Darrell's Bill Clinton is still hilarious. Hahaha.
Update: Judy Grimes
Travel writer Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) still counters her nervousness by constantly kidding around.
How is this possibly a news or politics video? =^)
Yes, Kristen Wiig has some intense talent.
Scores
Summary: A trio of strippers (Anna Faris, Kristen Wiig, Casey Wilson) are opposed to closing off the Champagne Room simply because the Wall Street bailout crisis will prevent their regular clients from being able to afford their services.
Deep House Dish
Summary: DJ Dynasty Handbag (Kenan Thompson) continues to dish on the club music scene with co-host T'Shane (Andy Samberg).
Recurring Characters: DJ Dynasty Handbag, T'Shane.
Googie Rene's Slightly Stained Wedding Dress Basement
Summary: Googie Rene (Kenan Thompson) sells bridal gowns at a discount because his inventory comes complete with stains.
Note: This sketch was cut from the dress rehearsal for the episode hosted by Michael Phelps.
Duffy performs "Standing Stone"
My Ex-Boyfriend
Summary: Josh (Bill Hader) is proud to show off his new girlfriend, Sarah (Anna Faris), to his friends (Jason Sudeikis, Casey Wilson), except that she won't stop talking glowingly about her ex-boyfriend.
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Wow, just as Lauren said, Andy Samberg was only in one skit this week (or only noticable in one). What a let down.
Sometimes, they plan on airing a Digital Short featuring Andy Samberg, and so they don't want to load too many skits on Andy. Then the short ends up getting cut from dress because the audience didn't laugh hard enough. This has happened in the past with a few digital shorts, including Nurse Nancy (got pot-poned three times before they aired it) and a sketch where Andy is a cop with lobster claws (never got shown on TV).
So perhaps that happened here. It seems like that might be the case seeing how there's so little of Andy in this episode and there is no digital short.
Lots of Kenan though. Grrr.
And next week is Anne Hathaway. Good, a fourth new one in a row. Come on, SNL! We need some more Andy shorts now!!! Space Olympics isn't enough!!!
Enjoy!
- TAE
Andy Samberg's Space Olympics - Just the Music
Andy Samberg's Space Olympics - Just the Music
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
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Tina Fey plays Sarah Palin again on 9/27/08
Tina Fey plays Sarah Palin again. Amy Poehler plays Katie Couric. So they play off each other again; two weeks ago it was as Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton.
I still think they should do a skit where Tina is Sarah Palin, Darrel Hammond is John McCain, and Amy Poehler is Cindy McCain.
Who were the guys playing the presidents?
I was hoping to see Andy Samberg in there but alas... no Andy.
Enjoy!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
More Laser Cats this season
This season, SNL devotees can expect to see the return of Laser Cats, an online favourite with SNL cyberdudes and dudettes.
"I think everyone hopes so," Laser Cats' Andy Samberg said in an interview earlier this summer when asked about his creation's possible return.
"Including the cat," Saturday Night Live regular Jason Sudeikis chimed in.
"We don't want to trot it out if the material's not there," Samberg said, deadpan. "We want to make sure we maintain quality control. We don't want to just cash in. It's an integrity issue."
So, there you have it: Michael Phelps, Lil Wayne, a possible appearance by Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, more of Fred Armisen's Fauxbama and Laser Cats - but with integrity. What more could one ask for?
From:
http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/arts/story.html?id=8abd8f97-b01d-40a0-8ed4-63a12548cdcd
Enjoy!
Introducing the Bobby Moynihan Blog!!!
Introducing the Bobby Moynihan Blog!!!
That's right! We're at it again!
We started a blog about newcomer Bobby Moynihan. It's our second celebrity blog.
http://bobbymoynihan.blogspot.com/
While we weren't huge fans of his Pepper (Uno's) skit, it still took a lot for him to get a lead skit in his very first episode, the crowd enjoyed the skit thoroughly, and we've had several fans here on the blog.
Then, in his second episode, he was the lead in the Of Mice and Men skit, and that's what did it for us and made us realize his genious. He went from a gay waiter who likes pepper in the first episode to a witty turn as Lenny who gets lied to in the second episode. Bobby Moynihan has something special, and we're sure he'll go on to great things. He's exactly what SNL needs right now. They need someone who can come in and do some clever characters. He's no Will Ferrell, but if he keeps it up, he might fill the "character" gap that's been missing since Will Ferrell owned it (with support from Molly, Cheri, and Chris Katan).
Check out the blog! Enjoy!
- TAE
That's right! We're at it again!
We started a blog about newcomer Bobby Moynihan. It's our second celebrity blog.
http://bobbymoynihan.blogspot.com/
While we weren't huge fans of his Pepper (Uno's) skit, it still took a lot for him to get a lead skit in his very first episode, the crowd enjoyed the skit thoroughly, and we've had several fans here on the blog.
Then, in his second episode, he was the lead in the Of Mice and Men skit, and that's what did it for us and made us realize his genious. He went from a gay waiter who likes pepper in the first episode to a witty turn as Lenny who gets lied to in the second episode. Bobby Moynihan has something special, and we're sure he'll go on to great things. He's exactly what SNL needs right now. They need someone who can come in and do some clever characters. He's no Will Ferrell, but if he keeps it up, he might fill the "character" gap that's been missing since Will Ferrell owned it (with support from Molly, Cheri, and Chris Katan).
Check out the blog! Enjoy!
- TAE
Friday, September 26, 2008
Andy Samberg Blog Update - Introducing Andy Samberg's Love Life
Introducing Andy Samberg's Love Life
Which is pretty much exclusive now that he's been dating Joanna Newsome for a good 10 months or so.
However, "Andy Samberg's Love Life," is actually a list of links on this blog! Just look over on the right (and maybe down a little).
Which is pretty much exclusive now that he's been dating Joanna Newsome for a good 10 months or so.
However, "Andy Samberg's Love Life," is actually a list of links on this blog! Just look over on the right (and maybe down a little).
Anonymous had a good point, the pics of Andy kissing Joanna Newsom don't belong in a video list. They belong in this list.
We're listing out all the news, pics, and videos on Andy's love life, (including flirting).
So we'll fill out those pages a little and link to some other good images from those pages.
Here is the initial list...
Andy Samberg's Love Life!!!
More stuff coming!
Enjoy!
Did Andy Samberg date Natalie Portman?
I was just on Andy's Wikipedia site, and it said that Andy dated Natalie Portman:
Samberg has allegedly dated actress Kirsten Dunst and subsequently actress Natalie Portman in 2006[5] and is currently dating musician Joanna Newsom.[6]
From:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Samberg
Then the #5 reference goes here...
Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg Sharing More Than Laughs
Wednesday May 23, 2007
Has Natalie Portman found Saturday Night Love with funnyman Andy Samberg?
A source tells Us Weekly that the 25-year-old actress is dating the Saturday Night Live star, who has also been linked with Kirsten Dunst, 25.
Portman appeared opposite Samberg, 28, in a hilarious rap video mocking her Little Miss Perfect persona when she hosted SNL in March 2006, but she didn’t begin seeing him until after she and longtime on-and-off beau Gael GarcÃa Bernal, 28, recently split.
“If Andy is dating Natalie, I’m extremely jealous,” Samberg’s castmate, Kenan Thompson, 29, tells Us.
A Portman source has equal praise: “A nice Jewish boy would be good for her.”
From:
http://www.usmagazine.com/node/9274
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Right. So we know that people wanted Andy to date Natalie (Natalie partially lives in Israel, so I'm sure all her family and friends want her to date a nice Jewish boy). And I'm pretty sure they hit it off on the show and hung out afterwards. But that doesn't mean they dated. I was surprised to see Wikipedia state it as a fact. One source and two friends thinking its a good idea doesn't make it true.
Here it is from Andy's mouth:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/07/andy-samberg-just-friends-with-natalie.html
What do you think? Did Andy Samberg date Natalie Portman?
- TAE
Samberg has allegedly dated actress Kirsten Dunst and subsequently actress Natalie Portman in 2006[5] and is currently dating musician Joanna Newsom.[6]
From:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Samberg
Then the #5 reference goes here...
Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg Sharing More Than Laughs
Wednesday May 23, 2007
Has Natalie Portman found Saturday Night Love with funnyman Andy Samberg?
A source tells Us Weekly that the 25-year-old actress is dating the Saturday Night Live star, who has also been linked with Kirsten Dunst, 25.
Portman appeared opposite Samberg, 28, in a hilarious rap video mocking her Little Miss Perfect persona when she hosted SNL in March 2006, but she didn’t begin seeing him until after she and longtime on-and-off beau Gael GarcÃa Bernal, 28, recently split.
“If Andy is dating Natalie, I’m extremely jealous,” Samberg’s castmate, Kenan Thompson, 29, tells Us.
A Portman source has equal praise: “A nice Jewish boy would be good for her.”
From:
http://www.usmagazine.com/node/9274
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Right. So we know that people wanted Andy to date Natalie (Natalie partially lives in Israel, so I'm sure all her family and friends want her to date a nice Jewish boy). And I'm pretty sure they hit it off on the show and hung out afterwards. But that doesn't mean they dated. I was surprised to see Wikipedia state it as a fact. One source and two friends thinking its a good idea doesn't make it true.
Here it is from Andy's mouth:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/07/andy-samberg-just-friends-with-natalie.html
What do you think? Did Andy Samberg date Natalie Portman?
- TAE
Categories:
Images_07,
News_Romance
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Andy Samberg - Cloudy with a Chance of Meatball
More news on the new 3D animated film that Andy Samberg will star in alongside Bill Hader and Anna Farris. This is Andy's second animated film (which is odd, since he's only had one live-action film). (This is also Bill Hader's first lead role, oddly enough.)
Stars Dig into Sony’s Meatballs
Sony Pictures Animation has announced the voice cast for its next CG-animated feature film, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. The adaptation of the well-known children’s book will feature the voices of Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live), Anna Faris (The House Bunny), James Caan (The Godfather), Andy Samberg (Saturday Night Live), Bruce Campbell (The Evil Dead trilogy), Mr. T (Rocky III) and Tracy Morgan (30 Rock). The movie will be released in stereoscopic 3D on January 15, 2010.
Written and directed by Chris Miller and Phil Lord, Cloudy is based on author Judi Barrett’s and illustrator Ron Barrett’s book about a land where food begins raining down from the skies. Hader, who has appeared in the films Superbad and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, will voice Flint Lockwood, a young inventor who dreams of creating something that will improve everyone's life. Caan will be Tim Lockwood, Flint's technophobic father, and Faris takes on the role of Sam Sparks, a weathergirl covering the phenomenon. Samberg, who recently voiced a lead role in the Vanguard Animation/Starz Media CG toon Space Chimps, will play Brent, the town bully who has plagued Flint since childhood, while Campbell takes on the role of Mayor Shelbourne, who figures out that Flint's invention can put the town, and himself, on the map. Mr. T is by-the-rules town cop Earl Devereaux, and Tracy Morgan is Earl's rule-breaking son, Cal.
Pam Marsden is producing the pic for Sony Pictures Animation. The film follows on the heels of Surf's Up, which was nominated for last year’s Academy Award for Best Animated Feature and picked up two Annie Awards. Sony Animation made its debut with the animal tale Open Season, which did well at the box office and was Sony Pictures Home Entertainment’s second best-selling title in 2007.
From:
http://www.animationmagazine.net/article/8930
Enjoy!
Stars Dig into Sony’s Meatballs
Sony Pictures Animation has announced the voice cast for its next CG-animated feature film, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. The adaptation of the well-known children’s book will feature the voices of Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live), Anna Faris (The House Bunny), James Caan (The Godfather), Andy Samberg (Saturday Night Live), Bruce Campbell (The Evil Dead trilogy), Mr. T (Rocky III) and Tracy Morgan (30 Rock). The movie will be released in stereoscopic 3D on January 15, 2010.
Written and directed by Chris Miller and Phil Lord, Cloudy is based on author Judi Barrett’s and illustrator Ron Barrett’s book about a land where food begins raining down from the skies. Hader, who has appeared in the films Superbad and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, will voice Flint Lockwood, a young inventor who dreams of creating something that will improve everyone's life. Caan will be Tim Lockwood, Flint's technophobic father, and Faris takes on the role of Sam Sparks, a weathergirl covering the phenomenon. Samberg, who recently voiced a lead role in the Vanguard Animation/Starz Media CG toon Space Chimps, will play Brent, the town bully who has plagued Flint since childhood, while Campbell takes on the role of Mayor Shelbourne, who figures out that Flint's invention can put the town, and himself, on the map. Mr. T is by-the-rules town cop Earl Devereaux, and Tracy Morgan is Earl's rule-breaking son, Cal.
Pam Marsden is producing the pic for Sony Pictures Animation. The film follows on the heels of Surf's Up, which was nominated for last year’s Academy Award for Best Animated Feature and picked up two Annie Awards. Sony Animation made its debut with the animal tale Open Season, which did well at the box office and was Sony Pictures Home Entertainment’s second best-selling title in 2007.
From:
http://www.animationmagazine.net/article/8930
Enjoy!
Andy Samberg - In Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Andy Samberg has a cameo as a druggie in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.
That's what Anonymous told us. It's strange that Wikipedia and IMDB don't mention this.
So we looked around and here's what we found...
"Oh, and did I mention there is a small cameo by SNL’s Andy Samberg."
From:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/09/05/tiff-review-nick-and-norahs-infinite-playlist/
Hollywood.com lists him:
Andy Samberg - Homeless Man
From:
http://www.hollywood.com/movie/Nick_and_Noras_Infinite_Playlist/3463984
Babubhaut from buffalo...
"Andy Samberg, (a riot as a homeless man Cera's Nick stumbles upon at a church around 3am). Sollett spoke of Samberg's willingness to improv and the multiple takes filmed. His favorite alternate take was hilarious and probably better than what was used, but this is a film trying to get a PG-13 rating, so all you out there will have to wait for the DVD to hopefully see a gag reel. I really hope it gets on there because I'd love to see Cera's reaction to the raunchy exchange."
From:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981227/usercomments
With co-stars including fellow Canuck Jay Baruchel, cameos from "Saturday Night Live" stars Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg and a soundtrack packed with indie acts, the film is sure to please many teens and fans of sweet and smart romantic comedies.
From:
http://www.canadaeast.com/entertainment/article/407447
That's what Anonymous told us. It's strange that Wikipedia and IMDB don't mention this.
So we looked around and here's what we found...
"Oh, and did I mention there is a small cameo by SNL’s Andy Samberg."
From:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/09/05/tiff-review-nick-and-norahs-infinite-playlist/
Hollywood.com lists him:
Andy Samberg - Homeless Man
From:
http://www.hollywood.com/movie/Nick_and_Noras_Infinite_Playlist/3463984
Babubhaut from buffalo...
"Andy Samberg, (a riot as a homeless man Cera's Nick stumbles upon at a church around 3am). Sollett spoke of Samberg's willingness to improv and the multiple takes filmed. His favorite alternate take was hilarious and probably better than what was used, but this is a film trying to get a PG-13 rating, so all you out there will have to wait for the DVD to hopefully see a gag reel. I really hope it gets on there because I'd love to see Cera's reaction to the raunchy exchange."
From:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0981227/usercomments
With co-stars including fellow Canuck Jay Baruchel, cameos from "Saturday Night Live" stars Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg and a soundtrack packed with indie acts, the film is sure to please many teens and fans of sweet and smart romantic comedies.
From:
http://www.canadaeast.com/entertainment/article/407447
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Andy Samberg - Making the Michael Phelps Episode
Andy appears a little in this video about the making of the Michael Phelps episode (08-09 season, episode 1).
Andy Samberg is equally famous to Michael Phelps. Andy also gets his glasses adjusted at the end.
Andy Samberg is equally famous to Michael Phelps. Andy also gets his glasses adjusted at the end.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Andy Samberg - Came to Earth to stop OJ Simpson (OJ Jury Selection)
O.J. Simpson Jury Selection
Summary: In an attempt to ensure an unbiased jury pool, O.J. Simpson's (Kenan Thompson) lawyer (Bill Hader) interviews coma victims, aliens, etc.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.
Season 08-09, Episode 2, James Franco
Andy Samberg is from Zorbanis, a gaseous planet from the Hexidrone galaxy. He was sent here to stop OJ Simpson from murdering people. Jason Sudeikis pulls out the classic Lonely Island Castaway gag.
Enjoy!
Summary: In an attempt to ensure an unbiased jury pool, O.J. Simpson's (Kenan Thompson) lawyer (Bill Hader) interviews coma victims, aliens, etc.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.
Season 08-09, Episode 2, James Franco
Andy Samberg is from Zorbanis, a gaseous planet from the Hexidrone galaxy. He was sent here to stop OJ Simpson from murdering people. Jason Sudeikis pulls out the classic Lonely Island Castaway gag.
Enjoy!
Categories:
Videos_SNL_08-09
Justin Timberlake - Thought he won the People's Choice award for Junk in a Box
Justin Timberlake references Junk in a Box (the song he did with Andy Samberg) at last year's People's Choice awards.
Hey, he won an Emmy for it with Andy Samberg.
Hey, he won an Emmy for it with Andy Samberg.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Andy Samberg - is Juliette Lewis (The Looker)
The Looker
Summary: In a new police drama on TNT, Penny Marshall (Fred Armisen) plays an interrogator who can get a confession out of perps by just staring at them intently.
Kristen Wiig and Will Forte in the beginning doing a parody of Closer.
Fred Armisen breaks down James Franco and Jason Sudeikis with his Penny Marshall stares.
Andy Samberg plays Juliette Lewis and gives Fred Armisen's staring a challenge.
Enjoy!
Summary: In a new police drama on TNT, Penny Marshall (Fred Armisen) plays an interrogator who can get a confession out of perps by just staring at them intently.
Kristen Wiig and Will Forte in the beginning doing a parody of Closer.
Fred Armisen breaks down James Franco and Jason Sudeikis with his Penny Marshall stares.
Andy Samberg plays Juliette Lewis and gives Fred Armisen's staring a challenge.
Enjoy!
Categories:
Videos_SNL_08-09
Sunday, September 21, 2008
This guy doesn't like the Andy Samberg hater
So this guy doesn't like the Andy Samberg hater:
Warning: Language
And here's the Andy Samberg hater he's responding about:
And this one:
Warning: Language
And here's the Andy Samberg hater he's responding about:
And this one:
Categories:
Videos_FanMade_08
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Andy Samberg - All of Awesometown!!!!
Awesometown - Fox Cut (PG version)
Full blog with lots of info:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/andy-samberg-knows-jack-black.html
Awesometown - Dudes Cut (Warning: Nudity)
Full blog with lots of info:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/awesometown-dudes-cut.html
Individual skits...
Awesometown Theme Song
Full blog with image:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/01/andy-samberg-in-awesometown-theme-song.html
Chair
Full blog:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/03/andy-samberg-puts-jorma-on-chair.html
21 Questions
Full blog:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/03/andy-samberg-knows-what-youre-thinking.html
Sup Chip
Full blog:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/andy-samberg-talks-to-chip-sup-chip.html
Glirk
Full blog that compares SNL version:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2006/08/andy-samberg-is-alien-glirk.html
Castaways
Just 2 Guys
Dancer of Hope
Full blog with image:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2006/08/andy-samberg-dancer-of-hope.html
Enjoy!
Full blog with lots of info:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/andy-samberg-knows-jack-black.html
Awesometown - Dudes Cut (Warning: Nudity)
Full blog with lots of info:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/awesometown-dudes-cut.html
Individual skits...
Awesometown Theme Song
Full blog with image:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/01/andy-samberg-in-awesometown-theme-song.html
Chair
Full blog:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/03/andy-samberg-puts-jorma-on-chair.html
21 Questions
Full blog:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/03/andy-samberg-knows-what-youre-thinking.html
Sup Chip
Full blog:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/01/andy-samberg-talks-to-chip-sup-chip.html
Glirk
Full blog that compares SNL version:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2006/08/andy-samberg-is-alien-glirk.html
Castaways
Just 2 Guys
Dancer of Hope
Full blog with image:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2006/08/andy-samberg-dancer-of-hope.html
Enjoy!
Categories:
Videos_LonelyIsland
Friday, September 19, 2008
Alex thinks Andy Samberg got his Space Olympics character from Electric Dream Machine
I don't think they're all that close, but there is a slight coincidence here of stupid comedy style and costume. So I chalk it up to coincidence. There aren't too many jokes out there that someone else isn't also using cuz they thought of it independently.
But see if you agree with Alex...
Its Always Sunny On SNL
Saturday Night Live returned from hiatus last night, with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin (as Lorne Michaels wanted) and Michael Phelps hosting.
Still, there was one skit—this week’s digital short—that gave me a sense of déjà vu. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until this morning.
The short features Andy Samberg, singing a song about the 3022 “Space Olympics.” Yeah, it is pretty funny, if not bizarre.
I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had seen Samberg’s look, his costume, hair, and voice, somewhere before. It hit me a little while ago. Electric Dream Machine.
See for yourself, below is last night’s digital short (courtesy NBC via Hulu), and a clip of Electric Dream Machine from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (courtesy FX via Hulu). Be advised, Its Always Sunny probably isn’t for kiddies.
Andy Samberg in Space Olympics:
Electric Dream Machine:
From:
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/blog/1380000138/post/70033207.html
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So, what do you think? I think Alex has been watching this Sunny show too much.
- TAE
But see if you agree with Alex...
Its Always Sunny On SNL
Saturday Night Live returned from hiatus last night, with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin (as Lorne Michaels wanted) and Michael Phelps hosting.
Still, there was one skit—this week’s digital short—that gave me a sense of déjà vu. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it until this morning.
The short features Andy Samberg, singing a song about the 3022 “Space Olympics.” Yeah, it is pretty funny, if not bizarre.
I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had seen Samberg’s look, his costume, hair, and voice, somewhere before. It hit me a little while ago. Electric Dream Machine.
See for yourself, below is last night’s digital short (courtesy NBC via Hulu), and a clip of Electric Dream Machine from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia (courtesy FX via Hulu). Be advised, Its Always Sunny probably isn’t for kiddies.
Andy Samberg in Space Olympics:
Electric Dream Machine:
From:
http://www.broadcastingcable.com/blog/1380000138/post/70033207.html
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So, what do you think? I think Alex has been watching this Sunny show too much.
- TAE
Tim liked Andy Samberg's Cathy impression
"SNL": Fey as Palin funny; the rest not. As usual.
Thank [Shuba] for TiVo. How many times have we all said that? I know this is coming in as a bit redundant given some of the comments on the last post, but so much for the ounce of anticipation I had over the return of "Saturday Night Live" in an election year. I thought the opening skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was as good as I'd hoped it would be in my imagination the day Palin was announced as McCain's VP candidate. The rest? Woeful. Absolutely painful to watch. About the only thing I liked was Andy Samberg doing a beautifully twisted and absurd impression of the "Cathy" comic strip. The rest? It's 90 minutes long for what reason again?
From:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=24&entry_id=30265
Thank [Shuba] for TiVo. How many times have we all said that? I know this is coming in as a bit redundant given some of the comments on the last post, but so much for the ounce of anticipation I had over the return of "Saturday Night Live" in an election year. I thought the opening skit with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin was as good as I'd hoped it would be in my imagination the day Palin was announced as McCain's VP candidate. The rest? Woeful. Absolutely painful to watch. About the only thing I liked was Andy Samberg doing a beautifully twisted and absurd impression of the "Cathy" comic strip. The rest? It's 90 minutes long for what reason again?
From:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=24&entry_id=30265
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Andy Samberg - With Joanna Newsom at Ruby Foo's (9/13/08)
Check out the bold parts:
Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, sharing a little post-Saturday Night Live date during an afterparty for the show at Ruby Foo's in New York's Times Square. Lively arrived first, followed by her beau, a bit later. When he arrived, the Gossip Girl star traipsed around the restaurant looking like a lost puppy when at first he couldn't find her. Ultimately they were reunited and sat next to each other, knees touching, at the same dinner table, where they sampled the dim sum. Meanwhile, the show's host, Michael Phelps has his own date for the night – his mom, Debbie! The Olympian also mingled with friends and signed plenty of autographs. And SNL star Andy Samberg spent time with his musician girlfriend Joanna Newsom at the party.
And Justin Timerlake is dating Jessica Biel:
From:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20225448,00.html
Isn't there a law against dating Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel?
- TAE
Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, sharing a little post-Saturday Night Live date during an afterparty for the show at Ruby Foo's in New York's Times Square. Lively arrived first, followed by her beau, a bit later. When he arrived, the Gossip Girl star traipsed around the restaurant looking like a lost puppy when at first he couldn't find her. Ultimately they were reunited and sat next to each other, knees touching, at the same dinner table, where they sampled the dim sum. Meanwhile, the show's host, Michael Phelps has his own date for the night – his mom, Debbie! The Olympian also mingled with friends and signed plenty of autographs. And SNL star Andy Samberg spent time with his musician girlfriend Joanna Newsom at the party.
And Justin Timerlake is dating Jessica Biel:
From:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20225448,00.html
Isn't there a law against dating Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel?
- TAE
Categories:
Joanna Newsom,
News_Romance
Andy Samberg - Hot Rod: You're the Voice (by John Farnham)
From the description:
My favorite scene in the movie
Song: You're The voice John Farnham
Wow. I just can't get enough of that scene. It is too hilarious.
Enjoy!
My favorite scene in the movie
Song: You're The voice John Farnham
Wow. I just can't get enough of that scene. It is too hilarious.
Enjoy!
Categories:
Videos_Movies_07
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Andy Samberg Blog Update - Popular vids link list
We updated the Popular vids link list. Find it on the right. Here it is for your inJOYmint:
Popular Samberg Videos:
Space Olympics
Klondike Bar - Staring Contest
Klondike Bar - Phone Call
CPR Class
The Best Look in the World
Roof Garden Tour
Jack Johnson's Mellow Show
Laser Cats 3
Andy's Dad dates Jonah
The Hero Song
The Mirror
Diablo Cody
Grandpa's DVDs
Pepsi Superbowl Commercial
Andy Kisses Joanna Newsom
Andy Punching
Iran So Far
Roy Rules
Dear Sister
Junk in a Box
Laser Cats
My Testicles
Andy Walking
Natalie Portman Rap
Young Chuck Norris
Narnia Rap
Jack Johnson's JJ Casuals
The Bu (all episodes)
EnJOY!
- TAE
Popular Samberg Videos:
Space Olympics
Klondike Bar - Staring Contest
Klondike Bar - Phone Call
CPR Class
The Best Look in the World
Roof Garden Tour
Jack Johnson's Mellow Show
Laser Cats 3
Andy's Dad dates Jonah
The Hero Song
The Mirror
Diablo Cody
Grandpa's DVDs
Pepsi Superbowl Commercial
Andy Kisses Joanna Newsom
Andy Punching
Iran So Far
Roy Rules
Dear Sister
Junk in a Box
Laser Cats
My Testicles
Andy Walking
Natalie Portman Rap
Young Chuck Norris
Narnia Rap
Jack Johnson's JJ Casuals
The Bu (all episodes)
EnJOY!
- TAE
Andy Samberg - In Space Chimps: the videogame trailer
Check out the trailer for this videogame starring Andy Samberg, based on the film starring Andy Samberg. Looks pretty cool. Too bad the film flopped.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
New SNL Player - Bobby Moynihan - Is he annoying?
Check out our new Bobby Moynihan blog:
http://www.bobbymoynihan.blogspot.com/
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Bobby Moynihan
Wiki-introduction:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan (born January 31, 1977) is an American actor and comedian who joined the cast of Saturday Night Live for its 34th season.[1]
In summer 2008, Moynihan had a supported role in the popular web-series The Line, an online video project funded by Lorne Michaels' production company, directed by SNL head writer Seth Meyers, and starring SNL cast members Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis. He is a regular improv/sketch actor at New York City's popular Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and on many Sunday nights he can be found improvising with fellow SNL alumni (such as UCB Theater co-founder Amy Poehler) in the theater's long-running hit improv show ASSSSCAT 3000. In years past, he submitted scripts to SNL with his comedy writing partner Charlie Sanders. Prior to joining SNL he was a sketch regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and a contributing writer on MTV's Human Giant.
Moynihan is now the fifth SNL castmember to be born after the show's premiere in 1975. The other castmembers who hold this distinction are Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg (all born in 1978), and Casey Wilson (born in 1980).
Bobby is a graduate of the B.F.A. Acting program at the University of Connecticut. He has been seen in such shows as Secret Slut, Tick. Tick. Tick., Sith in the City, Wake up with Buff Trumuscle, Sketch Cram, The Dogs of St. Christopher, Real Real World, Five Dudes, Asssscat and Showgirls at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Bobby is a proud member of the UCB house team The Stepfathers. Bobby was also a member of the harold teams, The Shoves and Police Chief Rumble. PCR won the 2003 ECNY award for best sketch group, for their work on A Piece of - Pie. Bobby was also a co-founder of the sketch group Buffoons with Charlie Sanders and Eugene Cordero. Bobby is also a writer and performer for the UCB Touring Company. Bobby can be seen on any computer at youtube.com in the short films, Bro Rape (by Derrick) and Other Music (by Human Giant). Bobby has also been seen on VH1's Heartbreakers Hall of Shame, I Love the 30's and I Love the Middle Ages for Comedy Central, Law and Order: SVU and as the voice of Rabbit on Fuse's Empire Square. Bobby has been seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and also recently had a blast touring with Horatio Sanz' Kings of Improv Tour. Word.
From:
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/26
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On Bobby's first episode of SNL, they gave him a skit that he wrote:
New guy Bobby makes attempts at character comedy. If all Bobby has is these gay guy sticks, then he is not going to stand out. We'll see, some of his other skits are pretty funny.
Did he get reccommended from his work for Amy? He must have some great writing if he's been writing for UCB, Human Giant, Conan, and SNL before this.
Bobby joins Andy Samberg and others as a guy younger than SNL.
Thoughts?
- TAE
http://www.bobbymoynihan.blogspot.com/
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Bobby Moynihan
Wiki-introduction:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan (born January 31, 1977) is an American actor and comedian who joined the cast of Saturday Night Live for its 34th season.[1]
In summer 2008, Moynihan had a supported role in the popular web-series The Line, an online video project funded by Lorne Michaels' production company, directed by SNL head writer Seth Meyers, and starring SNL cast members Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis. He is a regular improv/sketch actor at New York City's popular Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and on many Sunday nights he can be found improvising with fellow SNL alumni (such as UCB Theater co-founder Amy Poehler) in the theater's long-running hit improv show ASSSSCAT 3000. In years past, he submitted scripts to SNL with his comedy writing partner Charlie Sanders. Prior to joining SNL he was a sketch regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and a contributing writer on MTV's Human Giant.
Moynihan is now the fifth SNL castmember to be born after the show's premiere in 1975. The other castmembers who hold this distinction are Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg (all born in 1978), and Casey Wilson (born in 1980).
Bobby is a graduate of the B.F.A. Acting program at the University of Connecticut. He has been seen in such shows as Secret Slut, Tick. Tick. Tick., Sith in the City, Wake up with Buff Trumuscle, Sketch Cram, The Dogs of St. Christopher, Real Real World, Five Dudes, Asssscat and Showgirls at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Bobby is a proud member of the UCB house team The Stepfathers. Bobby was also a member of the harold teams, The Shoves and Police Chief Rumble. PCR won the 2003 ECNY award for best sketch group, for their work on A Piece of - Pie. Bobby was also a co-founder of the sketch group Buffoons with Charlie Sanders and Eugene Cordero. Bobby is also a writer and performer for the UCB Touring Company. Bobby can be seen on any computer at youtube.com in the short films, Bro Rape (by Derrick) and Other Music (by Human Giant). Bobby has also been seen on VH1's Heartbreakers Hall of Shame, I Love the 30's and I Love the Middle Ages for Comedy Central, Law and Order: SVU and as the voice of Rabbit on Fuse's Empire Square. Bobby has been seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and also recently had a blast touring with Horatio Sanz' Kings of Improv Tour. Word.
From:
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/26
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On Bobby's first episode of SNL, they gave him a skit that he wrote:
New guy Bobby makes attempts at character comedy. If all Bobby has is these gay guy sticks, then he is not going to stand out. We'll see, some of his other skits are pretty funny.
Did he get reccommended from his work for Amy? He must have some great writing if he's been writing for UCB, Human Giant, Conan, and SNL before this.
Bobby joins Andy Samberg and others as a guy younger than SNL.
Thoughts?
- TAE
Hot Rod Tribute - Stunt Running: A Documentary
Stunt Running: A Documentary
Three men, six legs, one passion. Running. Stunting. Believing.
Well made documentary about running... inspired by Hot Rod.
Three men, six legs, one passion. Running. Stunting. Believing.
Well made documentary about running... inspired by Hot Rod.
Categories:
Videos_FanMade_08
Monday, September 15, 2008
Andy Samberg - Watches Will Forte and Michael Phelps dance (Locker Room Motivation)
Locker Room Motivation
Summary: Coach (Will Forte) tries to inspire his swim team's impending loss by playing an instrumental track.
View the video here (thanks Anony):
http://www.marktastic.com/2009/02/will-forte-peyton-manning-dancing-on-snl/
Wow. This is a classic Will Forte skit they do with sports stars. Peyton Manning did it too. Andy gets to watch some dancing.
Enjoy!
Summary: Coach (Will Forte) tries to inspire his swim team's impending loss by playing an instrumental track.
View the video here (thanks Anony):
http://www.marktastic.com/2009/02/will-forte-peyton-manning-dancing-on-snl/
Wow. This is a classic Will Forte skit they do with sports stars. Peyton Manning did it too. Andy gets to watch some dancing.
Enjoy!
Saturday Night Live Videos - 9/13/08 (Michael Phelps)
Here are the Saturday Night Live videos from 9/13/08. We post them all because we have to go through them anyway to look for Andy vids.
The Promos
Making of:
Sympathy:
Kristen Wiig is hilarious.
Two Kristen Wiig promos:
Amy can do stuff:
Phelps is arrogant:
[SNIP] - Video removed =^(
Palin / Hillary Open
Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) and Hillary Clinton (Amy Poehler) strive to deliver a nopartisan message despite their disparaging feelings toward one another.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08apalin.phtml
Michael Phelps' Monologue
Summary: Michael Phelps tries to avoid hasty endorsements like William Shatner and introduces his mom (Amy Poehler) and his real mom.
Bio: Michael Phelps (1985-). Swimmer; won eight gold medals at the 2008 Olympic Games, surpassing Mark Spitz's record of seven at the 1972 Olympic Games.
Quiz Bowl
Summary: The home-schooled Jasper Family competes against the better-educated students of Richmond High.
Jar Glove
The product that offers a more viable solution for opening a jar that doesn't involve accidental homicide. There's got to be a better way.
Hey, is that Bobby Moynihan, the new guy?
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08ajar.phtml
Locker Room Motivation
Summary: Coach (Will Forte) tries to inspire his swim team's impending loss by playing an instrumental track.
Craig & Stacia
Summary: Mr. and Mrs. Triggs (Bill Hader, Amy Poehler) are oblivious to how annoying his employees find their oversized daughter Stacia (Kristen Wiig) and her gangly cousin Craig (Michael Phelps).
Lil Wayne performs "Got Money"
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Alaska Pete (Will Forte) takes offense to media bias against Sarah Palin; political comedian Nicholas Fehn (Fred Armisen) is unable to finish his thoughts on current events or Seth Meyers; comics page Cathy (Andy Samberg) frets about her life.
The Charles Barkley Show
In order to pay back his gambling debts, Charles Barkley (Kenan Thompson) interviews Bela Karolyi (Darrell Hammond) and Michael Phelps in a Las Vegas' Wynn Casino's day care.
I don't think Kenan is funny here (and pretty much most of the time). Do you?
T-Mobile
Dad (Jason Sudeikis) gets in trouble with Mom (Kristen wiig) after agreeing with his son (Michael Phelps) that his daughter's (Casey Wilson) friends are hot.
This is pretty funny.
Digital Short: Space Olympics
Andy Samberg sings about the "Space Olympics".
Andy! Andy! Andy!
Uno's: Pepper
Summary: Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) waits on a couple (Michael Phelps, Amy Poehler).
Is this Bobby Moynihan's best character?
Check out our Bobby Moynihan blog over at:
http://www.BobbyMoynihan.blogspot.com
Lil Wayne performs "Lollipop"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN5_Oa8a5w4
Michael Phelps Diet
The fail-safe weight-loss approach that has dieters eating as many calories as Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps can't act or read lines. Funny parts though, despite his flubs. Nice cat calls when he shows his pic.
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In Weekend Update, Andy Samberg played Cathy from the comics: comics page Cathy (Andy Samberg) frets about her life. Can't find a video though. Bummer.
- TAE
The Promos
Making of:
Sympathy:
Kristen Wiig is hilarious.
Two Kristen Wiig promos:
Amy can do stuff:
Phelps is arrogant:
[SNIP] - Video removed =^(
Palin / Hillary Open
Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) and Hillary Clinton (Amy Poehler) strive to deliver a nopartisan message despite their disparaging feelings toward one another.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08apalin.phtml
Michael Phelps' Monologue
Summary: Michael Phelps tries to avoid hasty endorsements like William Shatner and introduces his mom (Amy Poehler) and his real mom.
Bio: Michael Phelps (1985-). Swimmer; won eight gold medals at the 2008 Olympic Games, surpassing Mark Spitz's record of seven at the 1972 Olympic Games.
Quiz Bowl
Summary: The home-schooled Jasper Family competes against the better-educated students of Richmond High.
Jar Glove
The product that offers a more viable solution for opening a jar that doesn't involve accidental homicide. There's got to be a better way.
Hey, is that Bobby Moynihan, the new guy?
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08ajar.phtml
Locker Room Motivation
Summary: Coach (Will Forte) tries to inspire his swim team's impending loss by playing an instrumental track.
Craig & Stacia
Summary: Mr. and Mrs. Triggs (Bill Hader, Amy Poehler) are oblivious to how annoying his employees find their oversized daughter Stacia (Kristen Wiig) and her gangly cousin Craig (Michael Phelps).
Lil Wayne performs "Got Money"
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers
Summary: Alaska Pete (Will Forte) takes offense to media bias against Sarah Palin; political comedian Nicholas Fehn (Fred Armisen) is unable to finish his thoughts on current events or Seth Meyers; comics page Cathy (Andy Samberg) frets about her life.
The Charles Barkley Show
In order to pay back his gambling debts, Charles Barkley (Kenan Thompson) interviews Bela Karolyi (Darrell Hammond) and Michael Phelps in a Las Vegas' Wynn Casino's day care.
I don't think Kenan is funny here (and pretty much most of the time). Do you?
T-Mobile
Dad (Jason Sudeikis) gets in trouble with Mom (Kristen wiig) after agreeing with his son (Michael Phelps) that his daughter's (Casey Wilson) friends are hot.
This is pretty funny.
Digital Short: Space Olympics
Andy Samberg sings about the "Space Olympics".
Andy! Andy! Andy!
Uno's: Pepper
Summary: Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) waits on a couple (Michael Phelps, Amy Poehler).
Is this Bobby Moynihan's best character?
Check out our Bobby Moynihan blog over at:
http://www.BobbyMoynihan.blogspot.com
Lil Wayne performs "Lollipop"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN5_Oa8a5w4
Michael Phelps Diet
The fail-safe weight-loss approach that has dieters eating as many calories as Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps can't act or read lines. Funny parts though, despite his flubs. Nice cat calls when he shows his pic.
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In Weekend Update, Andy Samberg played Cathy from the comics: comics page Cathy (Andy Samberg) frets about her life. Can't find a video though. Bummer.
- TAE
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Andy Samberg - Hosts the Space Olympics (Digital Short)
Andy Samberg Hosts the Space Olympics in 3022
s.34 : ep.1 |03:02
The year is 3022 and this galactic sporting event is having some financial issues
Yeah. Um. Mostly weird. Really funny in parts. But, um, why is this a song? =^)
I think it would be funnier just to come up with fake olympic events.
However, they deserve mad props for the effects. Cheesey? Yes, but I know how much work they put into those effects and the amount of work blows me away. Mad props.
What's your favorite part?
Good parts of this video:
- The music
- The cheesey effects
- Drug tests are mandatory (shows pee) - You're a winner
- We don't cover incidentals, so keep... out of the mini bar
- No curfew... No light or sounds
1 - Michael Phelps appearance
1 - Was that Ryan Lochte?
- All other events are pending
- Explosion at the end
Andy should still do an impression of Ryan Lochte, before everyone forgets about Ryan.
Enjoy!
s.34 : ep.1 |03:02
The year is 3022 and this galactic sporting event is having some financial issues
Yeah. Um. Mostly weird. Really funny in parts. But, um, why is this a song? =^)
I think it would be funnier just to come up with fake olympic events.
However, they deserve mad props for the effects. Cheesey? Yes, but I know how much work they put into those effects and the amount of work blows me away. Mad props.
What's your favorite part?
Good parts of this video:
- The music
- The cheesey effects
- Drug tests are mandatory (shows pee) - You're a winner
- We don't cover incidentals, so keep... out of the mini bar
- No curfew... No light or sounds
1 - Michael Phelps appearance
1 - Was that Ryan Lochte?
- All other events are pending
- Explosion at the end
Andy should still do an impression of Ryan Lochte, before everyone forgets about Ryan.
Enjoy!
Categories:
Digital Shorts 08-09,
MusicVideos_SNL,
Videos_SNL_08-09
Tina Fey should play Sarah Palin on SNL!!!!
Updated 9/14/08
Well, we nailed it. As soon as Sarah Palin was announced as the running mate to McCain, we told everyone that Tina Fey should come onto SNL a few times this season to play Sarah Palin. We were even more sure SNL was planning to do it when...
We noticed that Tina Fey's episode from last season was rerun the Saturday before the season premiere.
Sure enough. The opening of the first episode of the 08-09 season of SNL featured Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin. And she was joined by Hilary Clinton. Why Hilary Clinton? Simple; Amy Poehler's impression of Hilary is hilarious and very popular. They had to get her in before Hilary Clinton falls into obscurity forever (and ever and ever and ever). Add on top of that: Tina and Amy are close friends and love working together.
Check out the hilarious opening duelogue (isn't that what the word ought to be?) with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler:
On Fox News (shows a side by side comparison):
Oh, wow. They slam Fred Armisen's Obama impression. I thought it was well liked.
Check out the transcript for this skit:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08apalin.phtml
Of course, I still want to see Amy do a Cindy McCain, Darrell do a John McCain, and Tina do Sarah Palin. Bring it on, SNL!!!
Kelli Girl made a video that compares Tina Fey with Sarah Palin:
Originally posted on 8/29...
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Lorne needs to go grab Tina Fey right now, and get her to do cameo guest spots on SNL this season.
Tina needs to play Sarah Palin, the new Vice Presidential nominee for the Republicans.
More about Sarah Palin:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin
Tina Fey looks exactly like her!!!
Of course, I'm sure they'll dress Amy Poehler up and have her give a go at Sarah, but Tina is a perfect match for Sarah Palin.
SNL's trailer for their upcoming election hijinks:
[SNIP] They deleted it.
So, what is this doing on a blog about Andy Samberg? Well, I don't have a blog about Tina Fey so back off!!!!!
How come nobody selects a vice presidential condidate who is male, young, Jewish, and sports a white-boy fro? =^)
Enjoy!
- TAE
Well, we nailed it. As soon as Sarah Palin was announced as the running mate to McCain, we told everyone that Tina Fey should come onto SNL a few times this season to play Sarah Palin. We were even more sure SNL was planning to do it when...
We noticed that Tina Fey's episode from last season was rerun the Saturday before the season premiere.
Sure enough. The opening of the first episode of the 08-09 season of SNL featured Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin. And she was joined by Hilary Clinton. Why Hilary Clinton? Simple; Amy Poehler's impression of Hilary is hilarious and very popular. They had to get her in before Hilary Clinton falls into obscurity forever (and ever and ever and ever). Add on top of that: Tina and Amy are close friends and love working together.
Check out the hilarious opening duelogue (isn't that what the word ought to be?) with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler:
On Fox News (shows a side by side comparison):
Oh, wow. They slam Fred Armisen's Obama impression. I thought it was well liked.
Check out the transcript for this skit:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08apalin.phtml
Of course, I still want to see Amy do a Cindy McCain, Darrell do a John McCain, and Tina do Sarah Palin. Bring it on, SNL!!!
Kelli Girl made a video that compares Tina Fey with Sarah Palin:
Originally posted on 8/29...
-----------
Lorne needs to go grab Tina Fey right now, and get her to do cameo guest spots on SNL this season.
Tina needs to play Sarah Palin, the new Vice Presidential nominee for the Republicans.
More about Sarah Palin:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin
Tina Fey looks exactly like her!!!
Of course, I'm sure they'll dress Amy Poehler up and have her give a go at Sarah, but Tina is a perfect match for Sarah Palin.
SNL's trailer for their upcoming election hijinks:
[SNIP] They deleted it.
So, what is this doing on a blog about Andy Samberg? Well, I don't have a blog about Tina Fey so back off!!!!!
How come nobody selects a vice presidential condidate who is male, young, Jewish, and sports a white-boy fro? =^)
Enjoy!
- TAE
Categories:
EDitorial_08,
News_SNL_08
Andy Samberg's Doppleganger - Transcript
Here's the transcript for Andy Samberg's Doppleganger
Season 31: Episode 14: Matt Dillon / Arctic Monkeys
An SNL Digital Short: Doppleganger
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, Andy Samberg
.....Seth Meyers
.....Andy Samberg
.....Will Forte
Street Bum.....Horatio Sanz
[FADE IN on three guys in shirts and ties sitting on a sidewalk bench and eating their lunches.]
Seth Meyers: [points] Oh, my God. That guy over there totally looks like you, Will.
Will Forte: What? Where?
Seth Meyers: Over there on the bench.
[CUT to Will standing with one foot on a sidewalk bench. He is dressed exactly the same except for a fake mustache.]
Will Forte: THAT guy? No way, he doesn't look like me.
Seth Meyers: Doesn't that look like him?
Andy Samberg: He looks like you.
Seth Meyers: I mean, you have to imagine him without the mustache, but he's a dead ringer.
Will Forte: Okay, I guess so. That's pretty good. Okay, Seth, I'm gonna try to find you.
Seth Meyers: Good luck.
[Will peers at passersby.]
Will Forte: Boom. Right there. [points to left]
Seth Meyers: No, where?
Will Forte: Over there by the wall.
[CUT to Seth standing on the sidewalk and dressed exactly the same except for a top hat.]
Seth Meyers: [with his mouth full] Oh, c'mon, that guy looks nothing like me.
Will Forte: Oh, my God, Andy, doesn't that look like Seth?
Andy Samberg: It looks like you.
Seth Meyers: What? That guy's got a big top hat, he doesn't look anything like me.
Will Forte: Well, you gotta imagine him without the top hat. He's your doppelganger, man.
[Seth covers up the "lookalike's" top hat with two fingers.]
Seth Meyers: I guess, you know--yeah, I see it. All right, let's do Andy.
Will Forte: Okay.
[They all scan the streets for a long moment.]
Seth Meyers: [points] There he is.
Will Forte: [points] Wait, I got one too.
Seth Meyers: By the trash can?
Will Forte: Same one. Oh, my God, that is YOU, Andy.
[CUT to a street bum dressed in an green Army surplus jacket, bright red mittens, and jeans cut off at the calves.]
Andy Samberg: THAT guy?
Will Forte: Yeah, that guy.
Andy Samberg: He doesn't look anything like me.
Will Forte: What, he looks EXACTLY like you.
Seth Meyers: I mean, you gotta look past the gloves.
Andy Samberg: Hey, it's not the gloves. That guy's a LOSER.
Will Forte: Fine, who do YOU think he'd look like?
Andy Samberg: I don't know. [points to right] How about THAT guy?
[CUT to Andy standing against a wall and dressed exactly the same except for a bright green bandanna around his neck.]
Will Forte: Yeah, that guy does not look ANYTHING like you. He's wearing a green bandanna around his neck.
Seth Meyers: Yeah, I know--the first guy, that guy's your twin.
Andy Samberg: THAT guy.
[In disgust, Andy stands up and walks over next to the street bum.]
Andy Samberg: You think I look like THIS guy! [points at bum]
Will Forte: Well, not now, he's wearing those gloves.
Andy Samberg: Okay, fine!
[Andy pulls off the bum's gloves and throws them to the ground. The bum stands idly.]
Andy Samberg: How about now?
[Seth stands up and looks bewildered.]
Seth Meyers: Now I... now I can't tell 'em apart! Which one's Andy?
Andy Samberg: You gotta be KIDDING me!
[Will and Seth stare for a moment, and then Will aims a handgun at them.]
Will Forte: I don't know which one to shoot.
Andy Samberg: WHAT?! Why even shoot ANYONE?!
Seth Meyers: Wait. We can ask him something that only Andy knows! Andy, what do you think about sandwiches?
Andy Samberg: I--uh--I--I love them!
Seth Meyers: Andy does love sandwiches.
Will Forte: EVERYONE loves sandwiches!
Seth Meyers: You're right. Take the shot.
Andy Samberg: DON'T take the shot!!
Seth Meyers: TAKE THE SHOT!!!
[CUT abuptly to black as a gunshot rings out. CUT to Seth and Will back on the bench. The street bum sits between them in his green jacket and finishes Andy's lunch.]
Will Forte: [sheepishly] I shot the wrong guy.
Seth Meyers: Yeah.
[They sit motionless for a moment.]
Seth Meyers: Back to work?
Will Forte: Back to work. [to bum] Let's go, bozo.
[All three stand up at once and walk calmly away. FADE slowly to black.]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05nshort.phtml
Enjoy!
Season 31: Episode 14: Matt Dillon / Arctic Monkeys
An SNL Digital Short: Doppleganger
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, Andy Samberg
.....Seth Meyers
.....Andy Samberg
.....Will Forte
Street Bum.....Horatio Sanz
[FADE IN on three guys in shirts and ties sitting on a sidewalk bench and eating their lunches.]
Seth Meyers: [points] Oh, my God. That guy over there totally looks like you, Will.
Will Forte: What? Where?
Seth Meyers: Over there on the bench.
[CUT to Will standing with one foot on a sidewalk bench. He is dressed exactly the same except for a fake mustache.]
Will Forte: THAT guy? No way, he doesn't look like me.
Seth Meyers: Doesn't that look like him?
Andy Samberg: He looks like you.
Seth Meyers: I mean, you have to imagine him without the mustache, but he's a dead ringer.
Will Forte: Okay, I guess so. That's pretty good. Okay, Seth, I'm gonna try to find you.
Seth Meyers: Good luck.
[Will peers at passersby.]
Will Forte: Boom. Right there. [points to left]
Seth Meyers: No, where?
Will Forte: Over there by the wall.
[CUT to Seth standing on the sidewalk and dressed exactly the same except for a top hat.]
Seth Meyers: [with his mouth full] Oh, c'mon, that guy looks nothing like me.
Will Forte: Oh, my God, Andy, doesn't that look like Seth?
Andy Samberg: It looks like you.
Seth Meyers: What? That guy's got a big top hat, he doesn't look anything like me.
Will Forte: Well, you gotta imagine him without the top hat. He's your doppelganger, man.
[Seth covers up the "lookalike's" top hat with two fingers.]
Seth Meyers: I guess, you know--yeah, I see it. All right, let's do Andy.
Will Forte: Okay.
[They all scan the streets for a long moment.]
Seth Meyers: [points] There he is.
Will Forte: [points] Wait, I got one too.
Seth Meyers: By the trash can?
Will Forte: Same one. Oh, my God, that is YOU, Andy.
[CUT to a street bum dressed in an green Army surplus jacket, bright red mittens, and jeans cut off at the calves.]
Andy Samberg: THAT guy?
Will Forte: Yeah, that guy.
Andy Samberg: He doesn't look anything like me.
Will Forte: What, he looks EXACTLY like you.
Seth Meyers: I mean, you gotta look past the gloves.
Andy Samberg: Hey, it's not the gloves. That guy's a LOSER.
Will Forte: Fine, who do YOU think he'd look like?
Andy Samberg: I don't know. [points to right] How about THAT guy?
[CUT to Andy standing against a wall and dressed exactly the same except for a bright green bandanna around his neck.]
Will Forte: Yeah, that guy does not look ANYTHING like you. He's wearing a green bandanna around his neck.
Seth Meyers: Yeah, I know--the first guy, that guy's your twin.
Andy Samberg: THAT guy.
[In disgust, Andy stands up and walks over next to the street bum.]
Andy Samberg: You think I look like THIS guy! [points at bum]
Will Forte: Well, not now, he's wearing those gloves.
Andy Samberg: Okay, fine!
[Andy pulls off the bum's gloves and throws them to the ground. The bum stands idly.]
Andy Samberg: How about now?
[Seth stands up and looks bewildered.]
Seth Meyers: Now I... now I can't tell 'em apart! Which one's Andy?
Andy Samberg: You gotta be KIDDING me!
[Will and Seth stare for a moment, and then Will aims a handgun at them.]
Will Forte: I don't know which one to shoot.
Andy Samberg: WHAT?! Why even shoot ANYONE?!
Seth Meyers: Wait. We can ask him something that only Andy knows! Andy, what do you think about sandwiches?
Andy Samberg: I--uh--I--I love them!
Seth Meyers: Andy does love sandwiches.
Will Forte: EVERYONE loves sandwiches!
Seth Meyers: You're right. Take the shot.
Andy Samberg: DON'T take the shot!!
Seth Meyers: TAKE THE SHOT!!!
[CUT abuptly to black as a gunshot rings out. CUT to Seth and Will back on the bench. The street bum sits between them in his green jacket and finishes Andy's lunch.]
Will Forte: [sheepishly] I shot the wrong guy.
Seth Meyers: Yeah.
[They sit motionless for a moment.]
Seth Meyers: Back to work?
Will Forte: Back to work. [to bum] Let's go, bozo.
[All three stand up at once and walk calmly away. FADE slowly to black.]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05nshort.phtml
Enjoy!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Andy Samberg's Lettuce - Transcript
Here is the transcript to Andy Samberg's Lettuce
Season 31: Episode 7: Dane Cook / James Blunt
An SNL Digital Short
.....Will Forte
.....Andy Samberg
Stranger in background.....Jorma Taccone
[ tag (over black screen): "An SNL Digital Short" ]
[ dissolve to exterior, apartment building. Pan down to stoop, where Andy sits glumly until Will appears from right and sits beside him ]
Will: Hey.
Andy: Hey.
Will: Got your message. So sorry.
Andy: Thanks. I just keep trying to tell myself he's in a better place, you know?
Will: You know, it's all right to feel sad. But the pain goes away. [ holds up a head of lettuce and takes a bite ]
Andy: Yeah. I just wish there was a way to make it go away faster. [ also holds up a lettuce and takes a bite ]
Will: I wish it would, too, bro. I wish it would, too. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Andy: Everytime the phone rings, I keep thinking it's going to be him, you know? And then I remember. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Will: It's okay. Let it out. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Andy: [ his mouth full of lettuce as he speaks ] I must look like such an idiot.
Will: Why? Because you care about something, and you're not afraid to show it? That's not an idiot. That's a hero.
Andy: What did I do to deserve you? [ bites into his lettuce ]
Will: You treated me like a friend. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Andy: I don't know what to say. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Will: Sometimes, you don't need to say anything.
[ they continue to bit into their heads of lettuce together, as a stranger walks past from the left, also biting into a head of lettuce ]
Announcer: Through good times and bad - lettuce.
[ cut to product graphic, with tag: "Paid for by the United Lettuce Growers Association" ]
[ fade ]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05glettuce.phtml
Enjoy!
Season 31: Episode 7: Dane Cook / James Blunt
An SNL Digital Short
.....Will Forte
.....Andy Samberg
Stranger in background.....Jorma Taccone
[ tag (over black screen): "An SNL Digital Short" ]
[ dissolve to exterior, apartment building. Pan down to stoop, where Andy sits glumly until Will appears from right and sits beside him ]
Will: Hey.
Andy: Hey.
Will: Got your message. So sorry.
Andy: Thanks. I just keep trying to tell myself he's in a better place, you know?
Will: You know, it's all right to feel sad. But the pain goes away. [ holds up a head of lettuce and takes a bite ]
Andy: Yeah. I just wish there was a way to make it go away faster. [ also holds up a lettuce and takes a bite ]
Will: I wish it would, too, bro. I wish it would, too. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Andy: Everytime the phone rings, I keep thinking it's going to be him, you know? And then I remember. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Will: It's okay. Let it out. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Andy: [ his mouth full of lettuce as he speaks ] I must look like such an idiot.
Will: Why? Because you care about something, and you're not afraid to show it? That's not an idiot. That's a hero.
Andy: What did I do to deserve you? [ bites into his lettuce ]
Will: You treated me like a friend. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Andy: I don't know what to say. [ bites into his lettuce ]
Will: Sometimes, you don't need to say anything.
[ they continue to bit into their heads of lettuce together, as a stranger walks past from the left, also biting into a head of lettuce ]
Announcer: Through good times and bad - lettuce.
[ cut to product graphic, with tag: "Paid for by the United Lettuce Growers Association" ]
[ fade ]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05glettuce.phtml
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