Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Does Andy Samberg use Pheromones?

So Andy Samberg bagged a pretty elf, Joanna Newsom:

He flirted with and hung out with Natalie Portman:

He made out with Drew Barrymore:

He dated Kirsten Dunst:

And he made out with and flirted with Scarlett Johansson:


Is Andy Samberg using pheromones????

Let's dig deep to see what the symptoms would be. We'll head to one of the top pheromone sites on the Web to investigate...

Home of human pheromones:

They've got pheromones for men to use to attract women:

And they've got pheromones for women to use to attract men:

Have you guys checked out the new studies on Pheromones?

Even if Andy doesn't use pheromones, I think some of us guys are going to have to start using them in order to compete with the likes of Andy Samberg. =^)


Seattle--Topical application of synthesized male pheromones increases the sexual attractiveness of men to their partners, according to Pennsylvania researchers.

The odorless, clear alcohol-based liquid contains a chemical copy of "the natural substance given off by healthy virile men in their 20s that makes them so attractive to women," said researcher Winnifred Cutler, Ph.D., president of the Athena Institute for Women's Wellness in Haverford, PA.

In a study of 38 men, those who added the new pheromone to their own aftershave for eight weeks reported that they were busier sexually--engaging in significantly more hugging, kissing and sexual intercourse with their female partners--than before the study, the Pennsylvania researcher reported at the annual meeting of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.

Masturbation rates in the two groups were similar, indicating that the product works by attracting women, not by increasing a man's sex drive.

In the new study, 38 men added a few drops of either the pheromone-alcohol solution or alcohol alone to their usual aftershave for eight weeks.

None of the men knew what they were getting; they were told only that they "were testing a product designed to improve the romance in their lives," .

The men all kept a diary of their sexual activities, which were compared with their sex lives before the study began.

Eight weeks later, 47% of the men using the pheromone reported that they engaged in more sexual intercourse since using the cologne, compared with 9.5% of the placebo users.

Thirty-five percent of pheromone users reported they slept with women more often, compared with 5% of placebo users.


Check out the site for a ton of more articles in case you want to learn more about pheromones.

So what do you think? Do you think Andy's humor gets him the ladies or is he using pheromones? =^)



Anonymous said...

now i know why this was done by the animation empire- it is seriously comic.

this was bizarre, yet hilarious.


Anonymous said...

Pheromones for women & men available here

eula_w said...

I think he does using human pheromones.

eula w

muebles en ourense said...

For my part every person should read it.

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