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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Does Andy Samberg use Pheromones?

So Andy Samberg bagged a pretty elf, Joanna Newsom:





He flirted with and hung out with Natalie Portman:





He made out with Drew Barrymore:



He dated Kirsten Dunst:



And he made out with and flirted with Scarlett Johansson:




So...


Is Andy Samberg using pheromones????



Let's dig deep to see what the symptoms would be. We'll head to one of the top pheromone sites on the Web to investigate...


Home of human pheromones:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/



They've got pheromones for men to use to attract women:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/men_home.html



And they've got pheromones for women to use to attract men:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/women_home.html



Have you guys checked out the new studies on Pheromones?

Even if Andy doesn't use pheromones, I think some of us guys are going to have to start using them in order to compete with the likes of Andy Samberg. =^)


PHEROMONE COLOGNE INCREASES SEXUAL ACTIVITY



Seattle--Topical application of synthesized male pheromones increases the sexual attractiveness of men to their partners, according to Pennsylvania researchers.

The odorless, clear alcohol-based liquid contains a chemical copy of "the natural substance given off by healthy virile men in their 20s that makes them so attractive to women," said researcher Winnifred Cutler, Ph.D., president of the Athena Institute for Women's Wellness in Haverford, PA.

In a study of 38 men, those who added the new pheromone to their own aftershave for eight weeks reported that they were busier sexually--engaging in significantly more hugging, kissing and sexual intercourse with their female partners--than before the study, the Pennsylvania researcher reported at the annual meeting of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine.



Masturbation rates in the two groups were similar, indicating that the product works by attracting women, not by increasing a man's sex drive.

In the new study, 38 men added a few drops of either the pheromone-alcohol solution or alcohol alone to their usual aftershave for eight weeks.

None of the men knew what they were getting; they were told only that they "were testing a product designed to improve the romance in their lives," .

The men all kept a diary of their sexual activities, which were compared with their sex lives before the study began.



Eight weeks later, 47% of the men using the pheromone reported that they engaged in more sexual intercourse since using the cologne, compared with 9.5% of the placebo users.

Thirty-five percent of pheromone users reported they slept with women more often, compared with 5% of placebo users.

From:
http://www.best-pheromones.com/clinical.html

Check out the site for a ton of more articles in case you want to learn more about pheromones.


So what do you think? Do you think Andy's humor gets him the ladies or is he using pheromones? =^)

Enjoy!

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Andy Samberg's JJ Casuals - Transcript

Here is the transcript for Andy Samberg's JJ Casuals




Season 31: Episode 5: Jason Lee / Foo Fighters

JJ Casuals

Jack Johnson.....Andy Samburg
Maitre'd.....Bill Hader
Husband.....Will Forte
Wife.....Rachel Dratch


Jack Johnson: Hi! I'm mellow pop-folk singer Jack Johnson. I like to keep it super casual. That's why I always go barefoot. But sometimes there are places you can't go without shoes.

[ cut to Husband and Wife at restaurant ]

Husband: Table for two, please.

[ Maitre'D looks down and sees barefeet ]

Maitre'D: I'm sorry, sir...we can not serve you without shoes.

[ Husband looks at wife looking suprised ]

[ cut back to Jack Johnson ]

Jack Johnson: That's why I invented a new kind of shoe for the laid back lifestyle. [ he holds up a pair of JJ Casuals ] JJ Casuals.

[ sings ]

"Keep it casual, whatever.
Keep it natural, with shoes that look like feet.
Things get hectic but don't sweat it
Keep it JJ Casuals.
Mmm mmm, do you like to keep it mellow?
Can you dig it?
Shoes that look like feet."

[ Husband and Wife go back to restaurant ]

Maitre'D: I've told you, we cannot serve you without shoes.

Wife: But he is wearing shoes.

[ Maitre'D looks down ]

Maitre'D: Oh, JJ Casuals. My apologies, sir. Right this way.

Jack Johnson V/O: [ sings ]
"JJ Casuals.
Shoes that look like feet."





From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05ejj.phtml


Enjoy!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Andy Samberg - Sits on Santa's Lap

I don't know what this image is from, but I'm pretty sure it's the first season of SNL, in 2005, and that Andy Samberg is sitting on Darrell Hammond's lap, and Darrell is playing Santa.



Enjoy!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Andy Samberg - Performed standup on 2/21/05

2/21/05 - That was the year that he got accepted as a featured player on SNL. Andy Samberg was doing a few TV bits around that time, and he was going to do his second writing gig on the MTV movie awards.

Pictures from:
http://www.snakewearingavest.com/Pictures.html





"Andy Samberg does his 'Chad' bit."

Did you know that Andy actually did the Chad bit for Awesometown? You can find that bit in the dudes cut of Awesometown.



It was Finn McCool's Irish Club in Santa Monica, California:



They no longer have comedy performances there.

Enjoy!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Andy Samberg - Eats Lettuce with Will Forte

Update on 7/11/08: Added the embedded Hulu vid and some Jorma thoughts below. Originally posted on 8/17/06.

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Through good times and bad: Lettuce.

A friend gets consoled over another friends passing. This is the very first Saturday Night Live SNL Digital Short. It was made by The Lonely Island and features Andy Samberg and Will Forte. The second Digital Short was Lazy Sunday.

Jorma walks by and eats lettuce. There's a whole lotta lettuce-eating going on. Jorma was in this vid, Testicles Song, Usual Suspects skit, Laser Cats intro, and Young Chuck Norris (just to name a few). Why has he stopped appearing in these skits? Maybe he's not trying to get on SNL any more.





http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/39579/

http://video.nbc.com/player.html?dlid=23300



Enjoy!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Andy Samberg - Buy a Double True T-Shirt

#6415 Double True! - Saturday Night Live T-shirt




Where's the movie playing?/Upper West Side, dude/Let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route/I prefer Mapquest/That's a good one too/Google Maps is the best/True that/Double True!

Shirt features Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell from Lazy Sunday - the Chronicles of Narnia rap.

Price: $18.49




Buy it here:

http://www.myteespot.com/product.php?referid=2&productid=6415


Enjoy!

Friday, April 25, 2008

Andy Samberg's Digital Shorts - Their history and future

Here are our opinions...



The dudes have only had one hit Digital Short this year so far with Iran So Far. They had 2 other great shorts: Andy Punching and Laser Cats 3D. There were also good ones like Hero's Song, DVD Grandsons, The Miror, and Jonah's Dating Andy's Dad. (They also had Daiquiri Girl.) Total so far of 3 songs (1 was great) and 3 great shorts.



Last Season, the dudes had two hits with Junk in a Box and Dear Sister. They also had other great shorts like Andy Popping onto Frame, Business Meeting, and Harpoon Man. They also had good shorts like Talking Dog, Laser Cats 2, Roy Rules, Sloths, and Nurse Nancy. Total of 4 songs (2 were great) and 5 great shorts.



Their first season, the dudes had two hits with Narnia Rap (Lazy Sunday) and Natalie Portman Rap. They also had other great shorts like Laser Cats, Young Chuck Norris, Ariel & Erfim (My Testicles), Lettuce, and Andy Walking. And they had a few good ones like Doppleganger, an Peyote. Total of 4 songs (all 4 were great) and 7 great shorts.



Personally, I think Ariel & Efrim (My Testicles) and Young Chuck Norris should have also been bigger hits. Note that I'm not really mentioning the Andy-less shorts or the ones that didn't feature Andy much.


We're numbering the seasons by Andy Samberg because, hey, this IS an Andy Samberg blog site. =^)


Andy Samberg Season 1 (2005-2006) - SNL Digital Shorts


1. Lettuce - 3 December 2005

2. Lazy Sunday - 17 December 2005

3. Young Chuck Norris - 21 January 2006

4. The Tangent - 4 February 2006

5. Close Talkers - 4 February 2006

6. Natalie Raps - 4 March 2006

7. Doppelgänger - 11 March 2006

8. Laser Cats! - 15 April 2006

9. Ariel & Efrim - 6 May 2006

10. Peyote - 13 May 2006

11. Andy Walking - 20 May 2006



Andy Samberg Season 2 (2006-2007) - SNL Digital Shorts

Note: 3-1, 6-1, 8-1, 9-1, and 11-1 are unofficial.


1. Cubicle Fight - 30 September 2006

2. Harpoon Man - 21 October 2006

3. Pep Talk - 9 December 2006

3-1. An SNL Movie Trailer Recut: Apocalypto - 9 December 2006

4. Junk in a Box - 16 December 2006

5. Laser Cats! 2 - 13 January 2007

6. Nurse Nancy - 20 January 2007

6-1. MacGruber (3 parts) - 20 January 2007

7. Body Fuzion - 3 February 2007

8. Andy Popping Into Frame - 10 February 2007

8-1. Sloths - 10 February 2007

9. Business Meeting - 24 February 2007

9-1. United Way - 24 March 2007

10. The Shooting (Dear Sister) - 14 April 2007

11. Roy Rules! - 21 April 2007

11-1. MacGruber 2 (3 parts) - 12 May 2007

12. Talking Dog - 19 May 2007


Andy Samberg Season 3 (2007-2008) - SNL Digital Shorts

Note: 1-1, 4-1, 7-1, and 9-1 are unofficial.


1. Iran So Far - 29 September 2007

1-1. MacGruber 3 (3 parts) - 6 October 2007

2. Andy Punches - 13 October 2007

3. A Day in the Life of Brian Williams - 3 November 2007

4. Grandkids in the Movies - 23 February 2008

4-1. Virgania Horsen's Hot Air Balloon Rides - 23 February 2008

5. The Mirror - 1 March 2008

6. Hero Song - 8 March 2008

7. Andy's Dad - 15 March 2008

7-1. MacGruber 4 - 15 March 2008

8. Laser Cats! 3D - 5 April 2008

9. Daiquiri Girl - 12 April 2008

9-1. Death by Chocolate (3 parts) - 12 April 2008



The Future of SNL Digital Shorts

The thing is, the dudes have to re-invent themselves every season (that's the corner they put themselves in with the digital shorts; it's not like Will Ferrell where he could nail the same characters and make everyone happy).

A friendly reminder that these are just our opinions...

Are the dudes running out of juice? Season 1 of "Andy Samberg on SNL" had 4 songs. All were great. Season 2 had 4 songs, although only 2 were great. Season 3 has had 3 songs so far, but only one has been great.

Season 1 had 7 great digital shorts. Season 2 had 5 great digital shorts. So far, Season 3 has had 3 great digital shorts. Are they slipping? Are they going downhill?

Notice how Laser Cats 3 was great? If they are able to continue hits with sequels that are still fresh (what people like Mike Meyers and Will Ferrell are known for), then they will be able to keep the ball rolling more. I mean, people really want another Natalie Portman Rap, more Young Chuch Norris, Justin and Andy, and, of course, more Lazy Sundays. They've only recognized this with Laser Cats.

Come on, Andy! You can't come up with original ideas forever! We want sequels to your hits (as long as you keep them fresh ala Mike Meyers, Will Ferrel, and Laser Cats 3)!



Thanks!

- TAE

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Andy Samberg - Dancing Gif

Here is Andy Samberg dancing with Kiv:





This icon comes from Laurenne (Victory March):
Enjoy!

The random words of the day are "University of Phoenix."

Friday, February 23, 2007

Andy Samberg - Image with Jimmy Fallon

Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live wrote for the MTV Movie Awards in 2005. That was when he was discovered by Jimmy Fallon, the host for the show.

Jimmy recommended Andy for an audition, and the rest is history.

Here is an image of Andy and Kiv working with Jimmy Fallon:



Thanks to Akemi and Magic Nose Goblin.

Enjoy!

Friday, February 09, 2007

Andy Samberg and Jorma - Love image

Here is a great image that comes from Hannah (dangerbuffalo).

Source: http://dangerbuffalo.livejournal.com/

It is Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live and Jorma Taccone (writer on SNL). They are best dudes and members of the 3-man comedy troop, The Lonely Island.

The gag comes from Awesometown where Andy says that he loves sandwhiches.

http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/01/andy-samberg-in-awesometown-theme-song.html




Enjoy!

Friday, September 15, 2006

Andy Samberg - His impressions

These are Andy Samberg's impressions from his first season (2005-2006) of Saturday Night Live.

Andy Samberg is Young Chuck Norris:


Andy Samberg is David Blaine:


Andy Samberg is Jack Johnson:


Andy Samberg is Michael Sessions:


All these images are from the SNL Archives:

http://snlmm.com/cast.php?i=AnSa

Enjoy!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Andy Samberg is - Jack Johnson (JJ Casuals)

This is a video of Andy Samberg playing Jack Johnson. It was a commercial on Saturday Night Live.

TRANSCRIPT:

Jack Johnson: Hi! I'm mellow pop-folk singer Jack Johnson. I like to keep it super casual. That's why I always go barefoot. But sometimes there are places you can't go without shoes.

[ cut to Husband and Wife at restaurant ]

Husband: Table for two, please.

[ Maitre'D looks down and sees barefeet ]

Maitre'D: I'm sorry, sir...we can not serve you without shoes.

[ Husband looks at wife looking suprised ]

[ cut back to Jack Johnson ]

Jack Johnson: That's why I invented a new kind of shoe for the laid back lifestyle. [ he holds up a pair of JJ Casuals ] JJ Casuals.

[ sings ]

"Keep it casual, whatever.
Keep it natural, with shoes that look like feet.
Things get hectic but don't sweat it
Keep it JJ Casuals.
Mmm mmm, do you like to keep it mellow?
Can you dig it?
Shoes that look like feet."

[ Husband and Wife go back to restaurant ]

Maitre'D: I've told you, we cannot serve you without shoes.

Wife: But he is wearing shoes.

[ Maitre'D looks down ]

Maitre'D: Oh, JJ Casuals. My apologies, sir. Right this way.

Jack Johnson V/O: [ sings ]
"JJ Casuals.
Shoes that look like feet."



Transcript from:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05ejj.phtml



To Watch The Video

JJ must really like the skit, because it's on the official Jack Johnson website...

http://www.jackjohnsonmusic.com/video/

Step 1 - Cut a hole in the... I mean, click "Bonus Videos" on the upper right of the site.

Step 2 - Click the icon four videos down, on the left.





And here's Jack Johnson talking about Andy's impression:
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2008/04/jack-johnson-talks-about-andy-samberg.html


Enjoy!

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Andy Samberg - This Gif is Kablamo!

Nice Gif! This is of Andy Samberg from Saturday Night Live. He's doing the Lonely Island skit, Ka-blamo! It's a rap about, um, Ka-blamo.

Jorma's teetering in the background.

It's a nice gif with a few frames that work very well together. Enjoy!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Andy Samberg VS Bill Hader - Impression Off


Andy Samberg VS Bill Hader - Impression Off

This was a segment of Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live. This is the first episode of the season, introducing Andy Samberg and Bill Hader. This aired on 10.01.05.

The gag is pretty simple. Bill is an exceptional impressionist. Andy excels in silliness. The result? An Impression contest where Andy loses badly, but everybody thinks he's funnier. That's because he is. It takes a lot of talent to be silly.

Amy Poehler judges while Horatio Sans observes. Bill does Peter Falk and James Mason. Andy does Jack Nicholson, Julia Roberts, Cristopher Walken, and Bill Hader.

"Maybe your last name suits you, Hader."

Andy yells out "New Guys!" at the end. Good ending with Bill winning.



Note: The video got deleted so we reposted with a new video...
http://andysamberg.blogspot.com/2007/09/andy-samberg-first-appearance-on-snl.html

Friday, August 18, 2006

Andy Punching

Here's a gif of Andy punching. Punch, Andy! Punch!

Featuring Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Akiva Schaffer is a 14-year-old girl


Akiva Schaffer is a 14-year-old girl. That's scary!

http://myspace.com/akivaschaffer

Akiva is a director on Saturday Night Live. He is part of the Lonely Island with Andy Samberg.

Kablamo Image - Featuring The Lonely Island of SNL



This image is kablamo! I just wanted to share it. Here are the Lonely Island Dudes from Saturday Night Live!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Andy Samberg - MySpace

Andy Samberg has his own MySpace page. I'm surprised. A little. He did a skit that made fun of it. I guess it would make sense. He also made it incredibly ugly and difficult to use. That's not so surprising.


http://profile.myspace.com/andysamberg

Check out the pics! That's the only part he updates. Apparently he's "in a relationship." Also, he didn't seem to graduate from college.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Andy Samberg & Chris Parnell - Lazy Sunday Narnia Rap

9/14/10 Update: Cleaned up links.

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I have to show you a clip from SNL. It's called "Lazy Sunday" and stars Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg.

Looking for the lyrics?

For anybody who hasn't seen it yet, this is the video that put YouTube on the map, got NBC into doing Web videos, made SNL hot again, and got Andy Samberg his movie role. It had achieeved 5 million views on YouTube before NBC yanked it. Had it remained (if NBC put it up themselves), I believe it would easily be the #1 video on YouTube.



Chris has been on Saturday Night Live since 1998. He's pretty much not funny on the show (at least to me, but I go for the explosive humor like Will Ferrell, Chris Kattan, and Chris Farley). Chris Parnell has had small roles in Ladies' Man, Anchorman, and will be in the upcoming Will Ferrell NASCAR movie.

Check out Chris Parnell's IMDB page.

Andy Samberg has been writing for the MTV Movie Awards and just got onto Saturday Night Live last year. He's filming Hot Rod, his first movie (and it's a starring role!).

Here is Andy's IMDB page.

They do an amazing job with their voices. It actually sounds like a rap. They should sell the song as a single and see what kind of sales it generates. The Steve Martin "King Tut" song sold amazingly well as a single (it was also originally featured on SNL); plus the Blues Brothers (Aykroyd & Belushi) had an album or two.



The clip is squeaky clean (except for one bleeped explicative), and it's the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. It has me saying (at least in my head) things like "Double True," "Crazy Delicious," "Cronic-what?-cles," "Ghost like Swayze," and "The Hamil-tens." Plus it got me to switch over to Google Maps (no joking; I previously used Yahoo Maps over Map Quest), and it makes me curious how Red Vines taste with my favorite carbonated beverage, the Pibb.



More links to the video:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/chronicles-of-narnia-lazy-sunday/2921/

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4663910085219139603&q=lazy+sunday+samberg

Enjoy!


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TheAnimationEmpire Update:

We did our first fake commercial, Email Commercial (actually, we've been doing them for years; this is just the first one we did for YouTube). Saturday Night Live has been doing fake commercials since the 70s! Andy Samberg has been in some classic ones, including Taco Town, Lettuce, Peyote, and JJ Casuals.

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