Sunday, December 07, 2008

SNL 12/6/08 - John Malcovich and T.I.

SNL Promo with John Malkovich

John Malkovich is one of Bill's favorite actors...

I think the last one was the funniest! Bill Hader has a problem!

A Message from the Secretary of State Designate

Hillary discusses her selection as Secretary of State.

Summary: Newly-appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (Amy Poehler) swears she doesn't hold a grudge against Barack Obama for getting to be president.

Recurring Characters: Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton.

Darrell Hammond ... Bill Clinton
Amy Poehler ... Hillary Clinton

"You thought I was gone, didn't you?" - Hahaha. Nice inside joke by Amy Poehler that works on so many levels. Everybody thought she was off of SNL, but she's back! Nice show, Amy.

Darrell Hammond's only appearance on this episode. He makes it count!!

Note: Amy Poehler returns from maternity leave.


I thought Amy was going to be gone after her maternity leave. She'll probably still leave soon, but they obviously wanted her back for a bit, and it looks like her new show isn't going to start until next fall anyway.

John Malkovich's Monologue

John Malkovich gets real with the kiddies.

Summary: John Malkovich reads "The Night Before Christmas" to a group of crew members' children, but keeps interrupting the story to educate them about the real story behind the traditional tale.

This is John's second time hosting.

Gas Right

Summary: Bruce Johnson (Fred Armisen), the inventor of Breathe-Right, has stayed up late to create a sequel product that controls the flow of farts between one's butt cheeks.

Fred Armisen ... Bruce Johnson
Kristen Wiig ... Wife

New Girl: Shana

Summary: Office workers (Will Forte, Andy Samberg, Kenan Thompson) are enamored by new girl Shana (Kristen Wiig), who possesses great sex appeal until she walks and talks.

John Malkovich ... Gary Thomas
Will Forte ... Coworker
Andy Samberg ... Coworker
Kenan Thompson ... Coworker
Kristen Wiig ... Shana
Casey Wilson ... Brenda

Cool Obama

Barack is one cool cat.

Summary: Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) points out just how cool he is.

Recurring Characters: Barack Obama.

La Rivista Della Televisione

John Malkovich does not speak Italian.

Summary: Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader) interviews John Malkovich and shows a clip from his sex film "Being Vinny Vedecci".

Recurring Characters: Vinny Vedecci, crew members.

John Malkovich
Fred Armisen ... Crew member
Will Forte ... Crew member
Bill Hader ... Vinny Vedecci
Bobby Moynihan ... Son
Andy Samberg ... Chef
Kenan Thompson ... Chef

Virgania Horsen's Pony Express

Summary: Virgania Horsen (Kristen Wiig) offers an alternative to traditional mail services that could be under terrorist attack.

Recurring Characters: Virgania Horsen.


Summary: All twin brothers Aiden (John Malkovich) and Paul (Fred Armisen) want for Christmas is a calculator.

John Malkovich ... Aiden
Fred Armisen ... Paul
Bill Hader ... Father
Andy Samberg ... Glenn
Casey Wilson ... Mother

T.I. performs "Whatever You Like"

Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Plaxico Burress (Kenan Thompson) gives gun-carrying tips, then accidentlaly shoots himself again. 9-year old David Rasmussen (Andy Samberg) offers tips on how to meet girls. Boy George (Fred Armisen) doesn't see anything wrong with his recent crime arrest.

Recurring Characters: Boy George.

Update: Plaxico Burress

Plaxico unloads on Weekend Update.

Plaxico Burress (Kenan Thompson) gives gun-carrying tips, then accidentlaly shoots himself again.

Update: Boy George

Boy George visits Weekend Update to discuss his trial.

Boy George (Fred Armisen) doesn't see anything wrong with his recent crime arrest.

Update: 9 Year-Old Advice

Some practical tips from an expert, David.

9-year old David Rasmussen (Andy Samberg) offers tips on how to meet girls.

Oooh. Nice. Amy's back on SNL this episode. Good to see Andy doing a character. Andy seems innocent, but he's really not so innocent. =^)

The Lost Works of Judy Blume

Summary: Awkward teenager Gertie (John Malkovich) harbors a secret she hopes won't be revealed at a slumber party.

John Malkovich ... Gertie
Abby Elliott ... Flo
Kenan Thompson ... Announcer (voice)
Michaela Watkins ... Bamona
Kristen Wiig ... Prudence
Casey Wilson ... Mudge Gorstein

SNL Digital Short: Jizzed in My Pants

Too much excitement to contain.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler ... Cashier
Justin Timberlake ... Janitor
Molly Simms ... Club girl
Andy Samberg ... Singer
Jorma Taccone ... Singer

Wow! Andy Samberg is accompanied by Jorma! This is Jorma's biggest role on SNL (other major ones were from Andy's first season, including the My Testicles song with Tom Hanks (Jorma was a prominent backup dancer) and in the Usual Suspects gag with Kevin Spacey (Jorma handed Kevin the fax from Andy and had a line).

Oh noes!!!1! That janitor is Justin Timberlake!!! My guess is that they offered the Jorma role to Timberlake, and he didn't have the time to do it or otherwise wanted Jorma to do it.

Who is the woman? Molly Simms. She looks like a famous model. Where have I seen her before?

(Thanks, anony, for the heads up!)

T.I. & Swizz Beatz perform "Swing Ya Rag"


Summary: John Malkovich stars in a version of "Dangerous Liasions" that is set in a jacuzzi.

John Malkovich
Andy Samberg ... actor
Michaela Watkins ... actress
Kristen Wiig ... actress


Enjoy! This was great to see Andy in the digital short, as the 9-year-old boy, and in a few skits!



Anonymous said...

The DJ is also Akiva, and it was announced today that this is the first single off their Incredibad album coming out on 02/10/09. Molly Sims was the girl with Andy and Jamie Lynn Sigler was the check out girl.

Anonymous said...

Obama is helping already!!! New bailout and cash assistance for people in debt, foreclosure, and more. I couldn't believe it. Bailout for the People

Ed Price said...

Grr. That's not helping! That's socialism! This is the information age!!! Obama needs to concentrate on giving businesses a reason to put jobs in the US and grow businesses in the US. No payouts that make our national debt worse and our dollar cheaper!!!

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