Monday, December 01, 2008

Tom Hanks & Andy Samberg - Testicles Song (Ariel & Efrim)

12/1/08 Update: New video


1/4/08 Update: This was our first post on this site, from 8/3/06. We updated this post with the lyrics. Enjoy!


Here we journey back to 1991 to enjoy the strange clothes, weird hair, huge boomboxes, and most importantly, the bizarre music.

Tom Hanks joins The Lonely Island dudes Andy Samberg, Jorm, and Akiva (directing). They are also joined by almost the entire cast of Saturday Night Live. Lorne has come to realize that The Lonely Island is pure gold, and they should use their entire cast to play extras and background for their music videos (which hasn't happened in SNL history until now).

This song is mostly about how Tom and Andy would greatly appreciate it if you didn't chop off their testicles, smash their testicles, or, really, do anything to their testicles. Tom is a little wooden here (possibly on purpose), but Andy knocks one out of the park with his hilarious facial expressions and perfect vocal inflections. Enjoy!

For those who don't know who The Lonely Island is, they are three budding comedians who did online short films on, they did a hit show, The Bu', on, they started writing for MTV awards shows, they met Jimmy Falon, got introduced to Lorne, they were hired onto SNL, and they did Lazy Sunday, the Chronicles of Narnia rap.

Andy is a Saturday Night Live playa', Jorm is an SNL writer/producer, and Akiva is an SNL writer/director. Andy got the spotlight (and the other two didn't) because he was extra busy working the comedy clubs, which is pretty much the training ground for SNL actors. However, all three will hit the spotlight soon as they star in their first movie. Plus, Lorne would have to be crazy to not pull Jorma into the playa's club after their first season!



Morning in the kitchen
You're frying an egg
I'm squeezing some oranges
The room is getting hot

Over at the counter
I shake the salt
You take out a knife
Please don't cut my testicles

Please don't cut my testicles
Please don't cut my testicles
Don't cut my testicles
It's a nice day, relax

Oh Efrim, you're sexy
Right back at you, baby!
Oh Efrim, you're handsome
I'm serious about my testicles

At the post office
Standing in line
You wrap my package
I lick the stamp

Put it in the slot
Then close the door
But please don't slam it
On my testicles

Don't slam my testicles
Please don't slam my testicles
Don't slam my testicles
It's a free country have fun!

Ariel, you worry
I do, I worry oh-ften (often)
Oh Efrim, come with me
Did i mention i was gay?

Don't burn off our testicles
Don't burn off our testicles
Please don't burn my testicles


The Animation Empire update:

Who Would Win 2: Superman or Batman?

This series is inspired by Andy Samberg's Andy Walking and similar videos.


Anonymous said...

any way to repost on a different media player? i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this sketch and sadly can't watch it! thanks if you can!

Ed Price said...

Hope this helps! I added the embedded video. I also added a new image. I think Chris Parnell is funny in this role.

Ed Price said...

This also is the first video where most of the cast members are included. I think this was a combination of cast members wanting to be involved in the funny stuff and the show wanting the most watched videos represented by more of the SNL cast. Otherwise they just look like Andy videos.

Ed Price said...

Your Loooooooove pushed my interface to the bottom. =^)

Ed Price said...

As I expected, Lorne promoted Andy to the regular cast. He also promoted Jason, Bill, and Kristin. However, he did not bring Jorma on as a featured player. This is understandable with the amount of players he has. I imagine this next year Lorne will drop another cast member and bring up Jorma as featured.

Ed Price said...

Added the NBC link.

Ed Price said...

Added the new NBC link. They're going to a normal player so that you can link to the page easier.

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