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Here are the highlights from tonight's show, starting with all the Andy Samberg vids we can find!
2009 MTV Movie Awards: The Opener!
Leaping between scenes from Best Movie nominees 'Slumdog Millionaire,' 'Twilight,' 'The Reader' and 'Star Trek,' 2009 MTV Movie Awards host Andy Samberg lands naked in Justin Timberlake's limo before opening the show.
Reminds me of the DVD digital short that Andy Samberg did with Bill Hader (In Granpa's Movies) but with more nudity and more Justin Timberlake. I knew they'd make good use of their friendship somehow!
Digital Short: Explosions
We didn't bring Andy Samberg all the way to L.A., just so he could stand around and introduce celebs. We did it to get in his digital shorts! This first short is about movie explosions, and features Will Ferrell, JJ Abrams and about 500 others.
This is a classic! This is what they should have done with Will Ferrell on SNL. I think the dudes approached Will with digital short ideas (they mentioned in an interview that they were going to), and they agreed to save one for the MTV Movie Awards instead.
'Twilight' Spoof
Dracula punches out Teen Wolf and slam dunks in his face. That's just the beginning of Andy Samberg's take on the 'Twilight' trailer.
This is funny and just plain silly. Andy makes a great host!
Digital Short: 'Doubt: Flynn's Revenge' Video Game
When Father Flynn takes his fight violently into the pews of the cathedral, Andy Samberg and a friend agree that it, 'seems Like a bad idea for a game.
Just a silly exchange between Akiva and Andy. Nice homage to the Genesis! Too bad their audience is too young for that. =^)
Digital Short: 'Starf Leet Clown College'
After a bar fight that leaves him bloody, Chris Pine's Kirk is challenged by Bruce Greenwood's Pike to do better than his rubber chicken, whoopee cushion and clown nose.
Okay. This one's just painful. Dudes. Use the brain filter.
Throw Your Hands In The Air! Andy Samberg Came To Party!
Welcome our host, who came to Hollywood prepared to throw down, hip-hop style, and let the insults fly into the celeb-packed audience, ultimately sending 'Saturday Night Live' comic Fred Armisen to rehab.
The Megan Fox bit was hilarious! I wonder if she cracked a smile later. This ended very randomly. Funny stuff.
Andy Samberg Medley
LeAnn Rimes, Chris Isaak & Forest Whitaker perform a medley of Andy's hits live at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards
Nice shot of Andy, Akiva, and Jorma at the end. Will Ferrell doesn't seem to smile at anything. Not sure why they keep showing him.
Technical Award Winner Carl Berman Celebrates
Given an on-air moment for a technical award he received during a commercial, Carl Berman lets the honor go to his head, humping his Golden Popcorn while insulting everyone in sight.
So this actor had one job to do, and he did it very passionately! That's work ethic! =^)
Brüno Presents Best Male Performance
Flamboyant Austrian fashion reporter Brüno literally flies in to give away the Golden Popcorn for the best leading man, but misses the stage and lands on Eminem's lap, before announcing the winner while suspended above the audience.
Wow. Really? I have to agree with Eminem, "Are you kidding?" Did that really happen?
Really Sacha? Do you really think it's a good idea to piss off Eminem and his band of thugs? They really went to jail. This stuff is real.
Really MTV producers? Really? It was obvious that you went to great lengths to make that happen. You stopped Sacha right above Eminem. You lowered him down, and you even showed Eminem to get his reaction before Sacha came down on top of him. You set up Eminem.
Is it really a good idea to piss off Eminem? I'd think you'd want him on your MTV channel and shows as much as possible. What were you thinking?
Jim Carrey Wins Best Comedic Performance
Jim Carrey seems absolutely ecstatic to pick up his 11th Golden Popcorn statue (an MTV Movie Awards record!) for his role in 'Yes Man.' His inner monologue tells a different story...
Jim is hilarious. I think it helps your chance of winning when you hand MTV a tape and say, "Play this if I win." =^)
Kristen Stewart Drops The Golden Popcorn
Keeping the 'Twilight' theme of the night running strong, Kristen Stewart takes the award for her role as Bella Swan in the first installment of the vampire series, crediting author Stephanie Meyer, her castmates and 'Twilight' fans before awkwardly dropping her Golden Popcorn.
Kristen plays it cute but awkward.
The 'Twilight' Cast Unveils A Look At 'New Moon'
'Twilight' stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner show off an exclusive clip of the forthcoming sequel, 'New Moon.'
Kristen, the awkward thing is over. Sell your lines!
Trailer Premiere: 'New Moon'
Edward and Bella's kiss, Jacob's secret and more are all revealed in this new trailer.
You mean nobody knew he was a werewolf?
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Win Best Kiss
Robert Pattinson ditches his gum and braces himself for a super-steamy kiss with Kristen Stewart, only to have his Twilight co-star duck out and reject him. Guess she only came for the Golden Popcorn!
Now Kristen finally acts! Wow, she can be a good actress when she tries. =^)
'Twilight' Wins Best Movie
'Twilight' director Catherine Hardwicke leads the cast in thanking Stephenie Meyer and accepting MTV's coveted Golden Popcorn statue for Best Movie Of 2009!
A little uneventful.
Exclusive 'G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra' Clip: Paris Attack
If you enjoyed the teaser version of this exclusive clip, you're sure to love the full, extended sequence complete with all the amazing special effects.
G.I. Joe keeps looking better!
Zac Efron, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and Kiefer Sutherland Honor MTV Generation Award Winner Ben Stiller
In a segment so touching that '24' tough guy Kiefer Sutherland breaks down and cries, three giants of entertainment introduce Generation Award-recipient Ben Stiller, who endures, then humbly accepts.
Wow. Kiefer sold this to no end. He didn't let up! Nice bit at the end with the 24 plug.
Robert Pattinson Feels 'Tough' After Winning Best Fight
The "New Moon" actor reacts to winning the Golden Popcorn for Best Fight with co-star Cam Gigandet.
That's right. Cam won best fight two years in a row. =^)
'I'm Team Edward, Team Jim, Team Stanley'
Will Ferrell claims to be a fan of "Twilight" and gives Josh the low-down on what's going on inside the theatre - or not.
This is mostly just Will Ferrell making stuff up. Funny though.
Ashley Tisdale: Shocked, Feeling 'Bittersweet'
Ashley reflects on her Best Breakthrough Female win and the end of "High School Musical 3."
Nice reference to the Zac SNL sketch.
Enjoy!